Congressional districts should just randomly shuffle every two years. That would solve literally all our problems. This isn’t the 1930’s, your Congressman isn’t getting you a job at the meat factory anymore.
- Start buying Bitcoin now
- Start working out 5x a week now
- Lift to failure/progressive overload is your best friend
- Compounding interest is your other best friend
- Try new restaurants instead of going to get blacked out at the same bars every weekend
- Don’t fall for scam SPAC stocks
- Don’t let the algorithm rot your brain, keep reading books and going outside
- Don’t fold pocket kings
2011 me and my best friend Nicky Numbers sat patiently waiting for an invite to a Halloween Party. Not a single text or a call came through that night. Every year around this time I always think about that day. From that moment on I decided to never celebrate Halloween again.
I hate when waitresses/bartenders under 50 call me honey/babe. Like hey you’re not an old lady don’t use those terms of endearment towards me you see the ring on my finger I was gonna tip you nice anyways don’t be a weirdo just get me my Modelo and shut the hell up with that “honey” garbage.