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I live where common sense and stupidy collide in an explosion of laughter, sorrow, disgust and ridicule.

[Irrelevant @obliv1on]

@TigerWoods pimp hand isn't as strong as it used to be. @TheMasters

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Red Sox

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I'm a better photographer than you. http://t.co/YQvAbqS4rd

[Irrelevant @obliv1on]

Had a dream I was doing the Hammer Time dance with a street full of black people and I was singing Hey Bo Diddley, B A L L S, hey Bo Diddley

[Irrelevant @obliv1on]

Was at the playoff game against Charlotte the night Reggie Lewis collapsed. Watched a lot of bball, never saw anyone start a game like that.

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

You are not responsible for somebody else's happiness. You're responsible for your own happiness.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

Rolling Stone you cheap piece of shit no good motherfucker you deserve for me to beat the fuck out of you break your neck make you humble

[Irrelevant @obliv1on]

#BoycottRollingStone ... I won't be renewing my subscription to your magazine @RollingStone . Dickheads!

[Paul Pierce @paulpierce34]

#THANKYOUBOSTON http://t.co/4bJ3vZssbV

[Irrelevant @obliv1on]

Heat about to lose. Lebron crying like a bitch. Go Spurs !!!!!

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@RealRonHoward good thing it wasn't engraved, they spelled launch wrong.

[Irrelevant @obliv1on]

#Bruins should have won the first game,
This game is going 5. The Blackhawks are finished.

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

Life is too short to hang around naysayers. Find people who will build you up and celebrate your victories.

[Irrelevant @obliv1on]

I am at Great Clips right now surrounded by what appears to be a NASCAR contingency and the Golden Girls fan club.

[Irrelevant @obliv1on]

#Bruins lets do this.

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“@CNN: Actress Jean Stapleton, from 'All in the Family,' dies.
http://t.co/7dIB9otBe4”

---- when TV was actually good. RIP

[Some Fuckin Dude @TheTonyBalony]

I'm not going to #PrayForOklahoma. That's stupid and does nothing to help. Want to really help? Donate money and blood, not useless prayers.

[Irrelevant @obliv1on]

@NCPATSFAN2 bourbon make both more tolerable

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Down two goals with 2:30 left in the 3rd and almost win it. Crazy.
Bring on OT! #Bruins