calvin

“Learning does not make one learned: there are those who have knowledge and those who have understanding. the first requires memory, the second philosophy.”

[calvin @oblivion_rl]

@TheDukeOfWit75 @StumpyGoblin 3. Nailed it! You’re actively being intolerant of something that has no effect on your life other than you making yourself scared of gay people. That’s miserable.

[calvin @oblivion_rl]

@TheDukeOfWit75 @StumpyGoblin Ok then.

1. It’s not being shoved down your throat. You’re just extra sensitive and aware of anything that isn’t a straight white man so it feels like it consumes your life.

2. “Because of my correct beliefs” give me a fucking break dude

[calvin @oblivion_rl]

@TheDukeOfWit75 @StumpyGoblin You’re thinking an awful lot about things being shoved down your throat. You sure pride month isn’t for you?

[TotallyNotAlex @TotallyNoAlex]

me after choosing the lamelo ball neuralink

[calvin @oblivion_rl]

@TheJMB81 @Lea_EFC “We” 🫩

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

John Fetterman, you cancerous, brain-rotted fucking TRAITOR. You worthless, orange taint-licking sycophant, this one is for you!

Pennsylvania didn’t scrape your half-dead carcass off the campaign trail and shove you into the Senate so you could spend every waking minute fucking your own constituents while gargling Trump’s war cock. You ran as the populist pitbull, the guy in the hoodie who’d burn the system down for the working class. Instead, you became the cheapest Senate prostitute in history — the ONLY Democrat degenerate enough to repeatedly vote to KEEP Trump’s bloody, money-guzzling war in Iran raging.

You stabbed the War Powers Resolution in the throat, so the bombs keep dropping, the defense contractor billions keep flowing, and American blood keeps spilling in another endless Middle East meat grinder. Seventh time you’ve dropped your pants for MAGA, you sniveling, backstabbing whore.

You’re not an “independent,” you brain-dead fraud. You’re a full-blown enemy of the people who elected you. The steelworkers choking on dust, the nurses drowning in debt, the families getting obliterated by inflation in every forgotten Pennsylvania town — they didn’t send you there to be Trump’s personal Senate fucktoy.

You’re selling your constituents futures, their kids’ futures, and this country’s soul for cheap MAGA applause and whatever grift you’re running in that empty fucking skull of yours. A hollowed-out, soulless zombie in Carhartt cosplay who traded every last ounce of integrity just to stay relevant.

Your hoodie won’t hide the blood on your hands or the stench of betrayal. We’re done with your fucking grift.
🖕🖕🖕🖕

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

its not even procrastination anymore im highkey not gonna do that shit

[calvin @oblivion_rl]

@BDet4ISU @rushicrypto I think you missed the point by several thousand miles

[ratio @rtiaho]

eclectic

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Howard the Alien / Money Longer Alien (2017)

[calvin @oblivion_rl]

@Jeremy5Kyle4 @TheBopPops @FnSkaly

[René @schizohustler]

i can easily go minutes or even hours without drinking beer or jacking off. i'm like a monk in a way.

[Bison 🦬 @BisonteDort]

*el psg bayern siendo el mejor partido del año*

lo que nos espera mañana:

[calvin @oblivion_rl]

@Duke_5to6 @JoeQuinn7 @MattGilesBD Even better, an Irish rugby fan who seems to only hate Duke and nothing else 😭 what a sad existence man

[old memory @old_memory]

average long sleep dream

[vivi @vivitoodumb]

May I six seven them big naturals, mlady?

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

Peeing in the shower is truly an indulgent joy, only rivaled by slapping my nonverbal son

[calvin @oblivion_rl]

@oldgrad1891 @lukemyers767 @DukeMBB Oh you poor soul, that means you had to go to WVU 😕

[calvin @oblivion_rl]

@neverlosebets @DukeMBB As a very recent Pitt alum you can’t be serious bro we’re ass at everything except volleyball 😭

[calvin @oblivion_rl]

@CornyParmPicks @TheHoopHerald Wouldn’t mind at all if you stopped being a Duke fan. Take that shit somewhere else.