Jessica

purdue ’23 • she/her

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

@teestar_writes If forgot they named the planet Adrian for a second and thought that there was a deleted scene that implied that all life originated with Adrian aka Rocky’s mate

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

@thesyddy @OnlyInBOS What kind of youth did you have??

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@cisgenderhaver I did this! Was talking with a guy but hadn’t planned a date yet- then my dog died and I texted him saying I wasn’t in the headspace to date. A month later I reached back out and we have been dating for over a year now!

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

What do you do when it’s 12:30 at night, your flight just landed, and you’re craving something healthy but you can’t eat fruit or lettuce?

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

This love island finale party was giving bar mitzvah

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

Sam: Nana was the first black dog on the vineyard or cape cod?

Nana: “oh really?”

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Nana’s house: is 80 degrees

Us: are hot and ask to lower temp

Nana: *aggressively* it’s freezing!

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

Nana is driving like she is on the last lap of rainbow road

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Watch out for rogue Nanas on the road

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

“Shaaaahhks”

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“Nana tell us about the sharks here”
Nana: “there are sharks”

*must read in Boston accent*

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Nana was right I am very burnt

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

In cape cod with friends and staying with one of their nana’s. She tells us all to be very careful and use a lot of sunscreen and then looks to me and goes “especially you you’re pale”

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

There is a special place in hell for people who abandon senior pets at kill shelters or who abandon their pets on the sides of roads and highways.

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

Scotland please never leave Boston

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Can Boston host more things the Scots all here are so fun

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This album is so good but omg this poor girl @oliviarodrigo

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

Not a single woman on the Artemis III crew nasa are you serious???

[celia @vinylfolklore]

and fuck anyone who complained about ttpd being too long, i actually needed 31 songs more on that album

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

@Kittenfish817 “Well I wouldn’t care if you had someone stay in my room so therefore you shouldn’t care either. And I know you’re a dog person so I thought you’d be fine with it” like ??? She was batsh*t crazy

[Jessica @obnoxious_bagel]

@Kittenfish817 I was out of town for two weeks and my roommate let her friend and her friend’s dog stay in my room for five days without my permission. When I came back they were still there and my room was covered in dog hair which my roommate refused to clean up. Her only defense was 1/2