James Procter

damn fool, with damn fool dog.

[James Procter @obscureenough]

The bridgewater canal company are going to have a look. Hoping to be crying wolf,

[James Procter @obscureenough]

Hey @EnvAgency - the bridgewater aqueduct over the Mersey river seems to have additional damage/movement since early Jan. Today, it’s dripping, which I’ve never seen.
Could someone look? Tried both your numbers but it’s not an incident yet, nor is it your asset. But, dripping…

[James Procter @obscureenough]

@TheWapplehouse The European mind cannot comprehend this.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

These parents will let their kids get run over by a 1/4 ton cow and then froth at the mouth over a book that acknowledges gay people exist being in the middle school library

[James Procter @obscureenough]

On a mission to take Theo as many places as I can.

Thanks for being dog friendly @Wickes, and your staff at #Bagually (?) for moving a load of wood to get to what I needed.

[Conrad Bower @ConradBower1]

What happens when ordinary people make a stand against the entrenched inequities of the powers that be?

Embark on a wild grassroots political thriller ride from 19th century Bolton to mid-21st century Manchester, in my debut fiction collection.
https://t.co/zsePYJowz4

[James Procter @obscureenough]

@GoAngelo Should be 8, would add up correctly then :)

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@holland_tom I don’t think election night can be complete without a Roman commentary.

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@MikeStuchbery_ :)

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@JohnHyde1982 In Manchester, happy hour “2 pints for £10”

[James Procter @obscureenough]

@peterjukes “Shipshape and Bristol fashion”

[James Procter @obscureenough]

@PaulHusband_ “Swans” - similar vibe to my dog’s nemesis

(Alt video - big ass swan hissing at my nervous dog)

[James Procter @obscureenough]

@PaulHusband_ Alt video - dog skulking nervously past a hissing swan

[James Procter @obscureenough]

I live on the canal with my dog. His life is full of middle aged men riding too fast on e-bikes.

He now reacts badly to anyone in fluorescent clothing.

That’s basically how #AI works 😂

[James Procter @obscureenough]

This can only be good news (alt text ‘cos twitter is now shit - update to terms of service of whatever twitter is called now)

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@NiallHarbison @7adair My Romanian street doggy on his couch / in the car with his human.

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@elonmusk Fuck off, needy twat.

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@EngineerLondon @mrjamesob Driving past a normal machine the other day, I was amused how identical it was to the one I used 32 years ago.
Nice to see progress

[James Procter @obscureenough]

@julia_kent You’re gonna be happy or sad……

https://t.co/CQcsVbp3xz

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@zhentan Strange there’s no replies………