KEELY, age 9: Please help me revise this presentation for school.
RORY, age 13: [takes red pen, begins underlining]
KEELY: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING
I sincerely hope there's a scene in Ghostbusters: Afterlife where they reveal the Paul Feig film was the result of Venkman selling the movie rights to their story, and the cameos by the OG actors are actually him, Ray, Winston & Dana appearing due to contractual obligation.
My brain: YOUR DID IT AGAIN WITH THE COFFEE
Me: Dude, I had to sleep—
Brain: YOU THINK THAT MATTERS TO ME YOU BEEN GIVIN ME IT EVERY MORNING FOR LIKE TWENTY YEARS AND NOW SUDDENLY YOU DONT DUDE I WILL MESS YOU UP
Me: Stop—yelling—
Brain: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
#midnightshiftmadness
There's nothing quite so unnerving as picking up a book you're proud to have read when you were in school, looking carefully at the first chapter or so, and realizing You Never Really Read This Book The First Time And Things Would Have Gone Much Better For You If You Had.
Sometimes the clickbait article I'm reading will suddenly go completely blank partway through and won't refresh at all. Anybody know why this happens?
I don't want to fix it, I'd actually like it to happen earlier in the article.
When I was a kid, most of the people in my school didn't know that, elsewhere in our country, children were being pried away from their families and forced to either abandon their heritage or die. 1/
Of course we didn't know that. The people who did know would never have told us. We might have had an opinion on it, and that would run contrary to their goal, which was to quietly destroy an entire culture. 2/