herbie

i make music

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

people are looking at the conveyor belt waiting for their luggage to come out. suddenly i emerge, sitting on a picnic blanket eating dinner

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

the nurse peeling off my adult diaper to find a powdery white shit

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

bringing back YTPs

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@loafpile taking a polite shit at work

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

a streetcar named goddammit

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@loafpile

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@loafpile did you marry her

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@loafpile miss mary from the holdovers? i agree

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

dont you hate it when ur on the toilet and your dick accidentally touches the bathroom floor

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@ssriguy

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@loafpile good morning

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@s4m31p4n king

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

i make a citizen's arrest every day and i put them in the prison i built in my basement

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@Proxic0n spoiled milk shoey

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@s4m31p4n *gun to my own head* respond to my text

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@beanandmara @s4m31p4n my mind is now at peace

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@s4m31p4n i wish zack and bean were friends

https://t.co/oqMw91dOZ8

[Bean (and Mara) @beanandmara]

What bean are you?

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@Tyson_S see this is fucked

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@Tyson_S dude the headless horseman with the black makeup around his eyes fucked me up as a kid

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@boymuseum fuck

[herbie @obviouslyherbie]

@BATHSmusic no way