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Liberal politics, embracing science, coffee, dog pics, TTRPGs, and home baked bread. The corgi is judging us all. No DMs.

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@Julius_Kim I'm so sorry. It's been decades since I've been there, even though I occasionally feel like it.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Wait, there are kids who got paid for good report cards? I feel cheated.

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@BPerroden5798 @chop_purr @VolHikerTrash @AbortionChat I'd much rather bend you over and peg you with no lube, little boy. I'm sure you'd love it.

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@hookskat I'm so sorry for your loss. Many, many hugs.

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@Asmongold @UbermenschMind Weird way to announce to the world that you're into men, but you be you, queen.

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@MAGACHANGO @charliekirk11 Awww. Your undead dude and torture fantasies are kind of weird. Did you forget to take your meds?

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@matthewdmarsden Getting a boost because (checks notes) he's not protecting a pedophile, hasn't been indicted on securities fraud, hasn't been impeached by his own party, and isn't an utter piece of shit. Thanks for asking.

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@DrNeilStone It's worse than that. Air guitar isn't expensive.

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Dear TX MAGA: when they tell you #Talarico is ‘trans’, what they’re really telling you is 3 things: they’re terrified he’s gonna win; they think you’re so fucking stupid that you’ll believe this idiotic bullshit; & they have NO plan to fix your affordability issues. GET ANGRY!

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@EddieLiftsFX @AtheistPhoenix If you require threats of eternal torture from an invisible sky faerie in order to do the right thing, you are a sociopath and in need of immediate professional medical intervention.

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@BPerroden5798 @chop_purr @VolHikerTrash @AbortionChat Abortion is 100% taking responsibility for a man's irresponsible ejaculation. Garden shears could take care of the problem forever, though. Snip, snip!

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@Boomstick44 Because seeing the stupid shit you post is hysterical. Though it does make me wonder how you have autonomic function.

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@AndrewA8379 @jacqui683 @timeslip22 @terfdiarist @micheal_olainn One a day and twice on Sunday to celebrate. We could go for 3 in your honor.

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@kevin_smith45 Nah. We don't hate entire classes of people. Just Nazi fuckers like you.

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@anchoredso37497 I am god. Prove I'm not.

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@ElenaBee0 Why are you crotch goblins looking into her yard? Got some budding sexual predators going there, creep.

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@muheediva01 I refuse. Shoot him. Hurry up about it.

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@ighaworth We also think your mother should have swallowed. And?

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@iamAtheistGirl Bruce is not right bright.

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@adgirlMM You say that only because you either haven't heard or have willfully forgotten "Rollercoaster of Love".