🫀 Cardia 🫀

Bodily 18 }–{ Traumagenic & Endogenic }–{ estimated headcount of 100-150

[Merlin @gaysubloser]

Not to sound too submissive but I kinda want one of those bone-shaped tags for my collar with my name engraved on it 🫢

[Violet Monday @VioletMondayPet]

people wonder why i want to be treated like a doll/dog/toy/etc. as if i’ve not actively been parentified by everyone in my life including my parents

like hey maybe it’s my turn to be taken care of now

[yuri @hanyuri167]

behind every,
“do you still love me?”
“are you mad at me”
“you promise?”
“am i annoying you”
“did i do something wrong”
is a girl who is deeply afraid one day you're going to wake up and decide she's not the one you want anymore

[rosseatsrocks @rosseatsrocks]

sans meaning "without" is great because it means hypothetically under very specific circumstances you could someday have the opportunity to drop "sans the skeleton" in a conversation completely unrelated to undertale

[ᜰ @belikeski]

Ass grabbing is an important part of every relationship btw

[disgusting freak @enderryn]

i love cnc and apple juice

[🫀 Cardia 🫀 @oc3anfr0nt_sys]

@hourIyhoroscope says this as i am staying up late until my girlfriend gets done with work, ajndjdn

[oof @YA0iYURi]

@SAWTOWNE Im just impressed a man created the perfect fujoshi anthem 😭

[SAWTOWNE @SAWTOWNE]

In case you don't know, Miku Beam and fujo miku were created by a black man. If you think micro-aggressing and being racist to black artists is acceptable I truly do not like you.

[Raysomii 🇹🇷🇵🇸 @raysomii]

If you know anything about having a sibling, you know something horrible must’ve happened for sans and papyrus to get along this well

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I hate to tell y'all but "low support needs" autistic people also have meltdowns where we scream, cry, and hit ourselves, it's just that many of us learn overtime to suppress that stuff, or we, if we're lucky, learn coping mechanisms to prevent or soothe a meltdown.

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for acting weird i realised you mean something to me

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

i think it's very fun to have the dragon be an "evil alter" to the rest of the system when in reality it suffers from extreme agoraphobia and is convinced isolation is the safest thing for them all. very sad reality for many "evil" alters i've found. genuinely trying to help!

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

i automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise and then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone's life? A coworker can be like "I've missed seeing you" and I'm just like "???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? i affect things??? What???"

[dani @kawaiicels]

i want a girl to pee on me

[skipppppy 🍉//COMMS OPEN!! @skipppppy_art]

looks like shit but i think i got the vision across

[Acrid, The Borker @StarKiller99K]

Y’know I just realized. Mother Nature lowkey freaky asf. You’re fr gonna sit here and tell me:

The sun kisses us
Frost bites us
Wind blows us
Heat strokes us
And lightning flashes us

Mother Nature hmu, need a freaky planet milf.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it's physically painful how attractive they are