sam

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[😵‍💫 @samc00ke]

If you don’t see yourself in this guy I cannot relate to you

[sam @ocaraia]

@bestluvsong @DennisRodr8514 @cherryfiiore Delusion

[sam @ocaraia]

@bestluvsong @DennisRodr8514 @cherryfiiore You talked to the dude?

[DobbsHobbs @yFollow_D_Hobbs]

@marclamonthill This is hilarious coming from the side that says people come here from other countries and don’t try to assimilate to “American culture”

[love can change the world ❤️🌎 @poopswag34]

Almost completely stealth and barely makes any crinkling

[sam @ocaraia]

@MementoMoriYT @pnwguerrilla I’m telling your psych ward nurse you’re on twitter

[sam @ocaraia]

@BitterCRZDLoner “Oh my god why don’t all women do exactly what I find attractive”

[sam @ocaraia]

@MementoMoriYT @pnwguerrilla I highly doubt a white nationalist would ever set foot in any country in Africa except maybe South Africa to praise apartheid

[Banter @IfIWereToTweet]

@Dabida87 Future is a tortured soul, listen closer

[sam @ocaraia]

@zoeycyberkitty @shreyabasu003 Bro calm down

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[B LOU @BLouu]

Shouldn’t have been chimping out smh 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Tempa @QuickestTempa]

When this dude dies they’re going to tell us that he was actually a very good person and we should feel very sad that a human life was lost

[sam @ocaraia]

@Urban_GTA_6 Fuck you

[sam @ocaraia]

Hot take but cops leave you alone if you follow the law

[Rick Gore @horsyguy]

This is what filthy cops have become - Scared to find real criminals they terrorize people going to work and trying to make a living. smh

[sam @ocaraia]

@coykoii Idk why but I thought you were talking about Peter griffin