Throb Zombie

Sweatpant CEO

[DivestSPD @DivestSPD]

What kind of sick society gives its kids this to play with?

[UAW @UAW]

For-profit drug corporations rang in the new year by raising prices on more than 300 medications — proving once again that their priority will always be profits. https://t.co/e07o3ecXwu

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

We must govern with integrity and accountability. Laquan McDonald’s life mattered.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Republican Philadelphia City Commissioner Al Schmidt says his office is getting death threats from Trump supporters for counting votes. Comes from the top. Heinous!

[Andrew Clevenger @andclev]

You can read the Navy's investigation into #USSTheodoreRoosevelt CO Capt Brett Crozier's actions here. @USNavyCNO Gilday announced today he would not reinstate Crozier, and Crozier will not be eligible for a future command.

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[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Charles Entertainment Cheese chasing a bottle of Vicodin with a bottle of Jack Daniels and driving his Lamborghini Countach into a retaining wall at 120 mph.

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Definitely had a cutscene when he came out

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Please stop rioting. After this we promise to listen to you. This time we really mean it.

[solange stan account @RexxLifeRaj]

FF3: Somewhere Out There our right now! I’m lowkey drunk and emotional. Thank you for fuckin with me and being patient .. Slap that asap, bb. Godspeed.

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#RexxLife

[james_roe @james_roe]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[henry cavills left nut @hi_auntieee]

Mood after this 3rd #earthquake

[DSA @DemSocialists]

Bernie: “Joe Biden voted for the Iraq War. I helped lead the opposition to that war, and I have helped lead the effort to get us out of the Saudi-led war in Yemen, and I will do everything I can to prevent a war with Iran.” #DemDebate

[AKSEL @aksually]

a few days ago my food delivery guy was about to ID me but then said 'i trust u' and I accidentally said 'i trust u too' so I've just accidentally formed a life long bond with my food guy

[MisoSilly @SeiYoung83]

[first day as a massage therapist]

Put your ugly dick away

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

Coming Soon!!!