Ocheme G. Saleh

Outrageous Statistical Outlier

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

It's like poetry. A truly perfect depiction of how this class of "educated" psedo-middle-class Nigerian clowns live inside their own imaginary reality while problems that the rest of the world solved by the late 19th century are still intractable here.

I remember saying a while back that the steam shovel technology that was used to build the Panama Canal in the 1800s is still beyond Nigeria today. Nigeria cannot dredge the Niger River in Onitsha without awarding the contract to a European/American/Chinese/Arab company that will be paid with forex.

It is impossible to build a 25-storey building anywhere in Nigeria today in 2024, without paying dollars to hire a foreign contractor or paying dollars to import basic parts like reinforced steel beams and elevator units.

The overwhelming majority of Nigerians in existence today have never experienced 24 unbroken hours of power supply. Of all countries with populations exceeding 120 million, Nigeria has by far the greatest share of its population still not connected to the Internet.

These low hanging fruit are STILL unsolved, but you will never notice any shortage of suit-wearing, English-speaking asshats going on TV to yammer pointlessly about "AI" and "Robotics" and "Machine Learning" to an audience that didn't eat that morning.

[Stears @StearsData]

Nigeria’s Liquified Natural Gas company (NLNG) has declared Force Majeure.

So what does this mean for Nigerians? We have answers for you.

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[Preston Timeyin @TimeyinPI]

Super proud of the @StearsBusiness team for taking things to the next level with the launch of our mobile app (available exclusively to Premium subscribers for now).

Love the video, love the app, love everything.

[Rimma Onoseta @rimmaonoseta]

🚨BIPOC Bloggers & Reviewers. Interested in an eARC of How You Grow Wings? It has:
😡Angry girls making bad decisions
👩‍👧‍👧Complicated mother/daughter relationships
😒Morally gray characters
Link: https://t.co/ART5RBTYbF
Pls share. Really want this book to get to BIPOC readers 💛

[Rimma Onoseta @rimmaonoseta]

🎉 How You Grow Wings has its first trade review! A starred review from @KirkusReviews ⭐️

“A stunning and emotional debut”

Read Here:
https://t.co/g2cvljdxef

[Rimma Onoseta @rimmaonoseta]

✨BOOK GIVEAWAY✨
I’m giving away a signed advance copy of HOW YOU GROW WINGS. 🐥
To Enter: Like, RT & Follow
Bonus Entry: Comment with your fav book trope
Ends Feb 4th, 12pmET
Open Internationally! 🌍
Goodreads: https://t.co/6Qe4NIN1Fp
PreOrder: https://t.co/4Pto6C0qcA

[Rimma Onoseta @rimmaonoseta]

This is joy. This is pure delight. This is me holding my dream in my hands. I unboxed ARCs of my debut novel HOW YOU GROW WINGS and I have never been more excited. It’s out August 9, 2022.

Pre-Order: https://t.co/KxnfsbWCR0
GR: https://t.co/FAAitGTPpt

[Rimma Onoseta @rimmaonoseta]

✨COVER REVEAL✨

HOW YOU GROW WINGS coming August 9, 2022.

Thank you to @jeezvanilla for this stunning cover , my amazing agent @karisutherland and editor Krestyna Lypen and the wonderful team at @algonquinyr

PreOrder: https://t.co/VKdnSCgpvM
GR: https://t.co/FAAitGTPpt

[Stears Open Data @StearsOpenData]

To navigate the coronavirus crisis, businesses must prioritise resilience over growth and efficiency. That means preparing for what is possible. The Stears Data team has published a report on Covid-19 and the Nigerian economy.

Now available here: https://t.co/dm0AjxMy8m

[Ocheme G. Saleh @ochemesaleh]

If it was easy, meat will be floating

[Stears @StearsData]

Despite being the largest economy in Africa, the Nigerian Government generates less taxes than Angola (12.5%), Kenya (16.3%), and South Africa (27.3%). https://t.co/LQQwDOfD8T

[Ocheme G. Saleh @ochemesaleh]

It’s gonna be a hell of a story

[Stears @StearsData]

We hope that you enjoy the Stears Election centre. Remember, we will be updating the site with more data over the course of the week.

“In God we trust, everyone else must bring data.”

[Stears @StearsData]

And on election day, we will be live updating the site with real-time results from the 2019 elections. The Stears Election Centre will be the ONLY place to get all the results from the Presidential and National Assembly elections in this way!

[Stears @StearsData]

Today, we launch the Stears Election Centre, motivated by a simple idea: to share accurate election data as far and wide as possible.

Here is a thread on Why We Built It.

https://t.co/RA2wdX9KJX

[Boeing Airplanes @BoeingAirplanes]

"I love the 747 because it was an incredibly successful airplane." - Brien Wygle, co-pilot on the 747's very first flight.

Tell us why you love the 747 too by tagging #WhyILoveThe747 on your tweets.

[Ocheme G. Saleh @ochemesaleh]

@HowIBuiltThis @MelanieCanva @canva @OyihomaS

[Ocheme G. Saleh @ochemesaleh]

1:50, DNA, Kendrick Still!

[Ocheme G. Saleh @ochemesaleh]

Excited for this #ProsperityParadox @EfosaOjomo @claychristensen @KarDillon