ochodano

Don't put twinkies on your pizza.

[Dan Graziano @DanGrazianoESPN]

The Ford Field experience is wild. One break they introduce Calvin Johnson. The next, Barry Sanders. They play an Eminem song and show Eminem in a suite. Deafening reactions. They play Circle of Life and everyone holds their babies over their heads. They have the cringiest post-TD song in the league, which is REALLY saying something. I'm sold. I don't see how anyone comes in and wins here.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Hey you wanna see a de*d body

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

There are 275,000+ fans in attendance tonight, breaking the all-time Day One Draft record set in 2018 in Nashville of 200,000+, per the NFL.

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

How electric was that

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

This is incredible 😂 https://t.co/n4l06dFWLw

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

he would still strikeout Javier Baez

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Biden got Covid
Fauci got Covid
Pfizer CEO got Covid
CDC director got Covid

Literally everyone who said vaccines prevent transmission got Covid.

The most glorious failure in the history of medicine.

[alex gutentag @galexybrane]

The CDC now says that due to breakthrough infections and natural immunity there is no reason to treat vaccinated and unvaccinated people differently. Twitter banned users who pointed this out last year. Never forget that people were censored for saying what the CDC is saying now.

[Alex Avila @AlexAvilaMLB]

If you weren’t convinced @MiguelCabrera was one of the best hitters in the history of baseball, this from @jaysonst will convince you!

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Tiger Woods believes he can win a sixth Green Jacket this week. #themasters

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people”

and then 10 seconds later it hit us

[Chris Castellani @Castellani2014]

Looking forward to the day when Detroit athletes can be successful while playing in Detroit.

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

The CDC: symptoms of omicron usually develop within 2 or 3 days of infection, and you can go back to work 5 days after symptoms stop.

The Biden administration:

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

CDC Director Walensky on Covid vaccines: “What they can’t do anymore is prevent transmission.”

Even ignoring the constitutional problems with the OSHA mandate, the administration has now conceded there’s no scientific or legal justification for their policy. She gutted the case.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

the quality of games aside…

if the NFL gave us 7 games at 1pm…

then a 10 minute break…

then 6 games at 4:25 pm every week it would be amazing

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: The CDC recommends business meetings be held on the 9th green at 9 over enclosed conference rooms.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Don’t blame Manchin for BBB’s demise. If Congress actually had a robust debate and amendment process, this would have been sorted out months ago. Having the oligarchy write a bill and then twist arms has always been, and will always be, unrepresentative, stupid, and dangerous.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

me on Thursday at 2 pm when the hors d'oeuvres come out

[ochodano @ochodano]

@KipMooreMusic Lipstick

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

A reminder that what we’re seeing in Congress is a rejection of representative government, that most members of Congress—the people you elected—are completely sidelined. A few people making a “deal” on trillions of dollars and hundreds of pages in a back room is an oligarchy.