Jerry Atric

Former world record holder of the world's smallest penis. Now I'm the second smallest in the world to Thor Sandford.Chairman of the micro penis society.

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

So I have cauliflower ears from sport injuries and big permanent swollen ears. I also have a small cock. I'm thinking can i get a big cauliflower cock because I'm about to punch the fuck out of my Willy Wonka.

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@BykerTcake Yeah because we are setting the world alight

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@AVFCbunners If Simon Cowell was a thuggish pretentious chav

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@god No class, not funny, too soon.

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@ftfc @SunderlandAFC @Joey7Barton @NUFC @ftfc Is this the @Joey7Barton who has been to prison,stubbed a cigar in a youth players eye, assaults people, thinks he is an educated philosopher who is conversant in french, a total classless pond life scum who was average at football and has a brother in prison for murder?.

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@JFoalle7 @e_sunderland @ftfc @SunderlandAFC @Joey7Barton @NUFC Ancient history

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@joedbulman @dj85ftm @jordand31675364 @hoylez87 @SunderlandAFC @Kriss_nufc83 @Joey7Barton You and a starfish have one thing in common. Starfish don't have brains

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

See you Saturday, @Joey7Barton 😘

Get your tickets now to make sure Joey gets the reception he deserves 👉 https://t.co/znmv4ddoa3

#SAFC #HawayTheLads

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@BiananTitheist @cenkuygur @TheYoungTurks Obviously not everything they say is factual. I also don't agree with everything they say/debate. let's debate if the following is a fact. You and a starfish have one thing in common. Starfish don't have brains. I say fact.

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@cenkuygur I love the young turks. I'm in the UK but these guys have got me following the USA news more than the UK news. So much so I can't even remember who the UK prime minister is, Literally my news of choice before and after work is @TheYoungTurks. Interesting,funny,factual.

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@ConnorGreen @talkSPORT 😂

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@t_c71 @talkSPORT Must have the same builders that built wembley. #cowboys

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@ConnorGreen @talkSPORT Many clubs have been refused promotion because of stadiums that were not up to the required standard. Spurs don't have a stadium so they should be in the non league as an amateur club.

[Matias Grez @matias_grez]

Story of the day: Stray dog becomes "assistant coach" of Paraguayan club 2 de Mayo. Manager Carlos Jara Saguier one day fed her a piece of empanada... and she hasn't left his side since.

When 'Tesapara' isn't allowed in the technical area, she watches from the stands. [2demayo]

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@ConnorGreen @talkSPORT That's corruption for you.

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@LUFC @roofe39 @SkyBetChamp Leeds fans would of scored and created more.

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Chesney suffers from a disease called "ugly ginger bastard". For £5 a month you can help Chesney dye his awful hair.

[Jerry Atric @ocksmall]

@papersdickinson @NCLairport @GreggsOfficial Scratters