Olivia Pitcairn

✽ Alis volat propriis ✽

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

What ever happen to body glitter?

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

I just found out that my grandma dips her cholesterol pills in butter to make them easier to swallow...

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

@AGrubNamedJared "@TFLN: (801): I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic” #CWPmemories

[Nick L @nland87]

Well that was quite the adventure @SippinOnSutton @samciccone @Killian1rishRed @Johnny_K37 @AGrubNamedJared @skkeemer @_QueenBean_ #scum

[Bryan Mac @Bry_Mac]

An interracial couple eating Cheerios and non-English speakers drinking Coke. We're a Benghazi pizza commercial away from a Texas secession.

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

My professors looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. I wonder how many cats he has...

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

I just committed carbicide.

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

Happy #Thanksgiving, may your turkeys be moist!

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

Miley, stop! #rachet http://t.co/Ov54omHmej

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

Sorry I was such an...Italian, in there...

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

@logan92276 If you need to pass some eye water, I'll be happy to go out & get you some weakness tissues #30Rock

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

It's thunder storming outside & Carole King's 'Tapestry' is being featured on @WYEP #perfection

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

Brunch is my favorite meal of the day! http://t.co/5Oj7q1wTov

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

@joannahurwitz I may or may not have watched Orange Is The New Black in 2 days... #NoRegrets

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

“@BestofCancer: #Cancer's are a tad materialistic & like the finer things in life.” #accurate #stayclassy

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

I speak 2 languages: English & IKEA

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

Drinking while assembling IKEA furniture. This will end well.

[Olivia Pitcairn @ocpitcairn]

"You want to know the worst part about having tattoos? People show you theirs. Totally unsolicited..."