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Operation Automation

[Oxford Comma @octdev]

Nothing makes me feel more adult than taking medication with a beer.

[Oxford Comma @octdev]

@Visible is garbage. Don't switch if you like a phone service that works, or actually responds when they break shit on their end.

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Park your car indefinitely so the brakes don't start a fire. Recall not official yet, this is just a heads up. Are you kidding me @Hyundai ? Loving my Genesis.

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@Instacart deactivated my account for submitting an order, won't reauth, help system redirects to homepage, phone number has 300 minute estimated wait time. Still yet to get an order delivered.

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When I feel lies I call them feelies.

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@ohlol Arguing on the internet, smh

[Oxford Comma @octdev]

New season of Dear White People released. The subtitle should be "stop shooting everybody."

[Brandon Whichard @bwhichard]

On this week's @SoftwareDefTalk Interviews episode, I talk with Chris Donaldson (@octdev) about IT Automation and how he approaches automation projects. He also offers advice on weightlifting and how to stay out of the Sun at the beach. Enjoy. https://t.co/fqp5MSPnyx

[Oxford Comma @octdev]

I could never be a plumber. Any connections not done perfectly the first time drive me crazy. Also, I want nothing to do with your shit.

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1000hp puts the kiddo to sleep. Nickleback comes on right afterwards and she wakes up crying.

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@StatusCakeTeam what's going on with the #statuscake service right now?

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Cook my pretty

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Is it ok to log PRs for most weight lifted while slightly hungover?

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Installing a couple of ecobees, easy as pie. And you know who likes pie? E'rybody!

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@sigil66 #NeverForget

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Sometimes this house is so loud I can't even remember what I was looking for after scrolling through 1 page of search results...

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Spot on. https://t.co/mHuMbMNZUy

[Brandon Whichard @bwhichard]

My summary of #chefconf. Whoa, they really care about security and compliance! InSpec is impressive. Great t-shirts. Lots of hugs.

[Progress Chef @PrgsChef]

APIs are powerful, but we should draw the boundaries based on how human beings want to interact. - @adamhjk #ChefConf

[Oxford Comma @octdev]

@bwhichard @adamleff Are you at chef conf this week?

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Sick of hearing fat dudes giving diet advice.

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Pretty sure the cleaning ladies hid my Roku remote. Also, they don't clean under the couch cushions.