OddStats

Retired finance professional. I can't see the future and neither can you; anyone who says different has something to sell. NOTHING I SAY IS INVESTMENT ADVICE.

[OddStats @OddStats]

https://t.co/irRkLUyTQv

I have genuinely terrible news. I have finally gotten big enough that X is allowing me to have paid subscribers. So if you've enjoyed any of my work and felt like setting $1 a month on fucking fire, know that you'll get amazing perks like:
1) literally the same content I post already for free
2) barely a thank you, if that
3) I promise to think about you every once in a while
4) the knowledge that you helped support an already retired millionaire

BUT ODDSTATS, WHY IS IT ONLY $1 MONTH?

Because I didn't realize that when I put this in as a joke, X would take me seriously and approve it.

IS THIS REAL?

We'll all find out together. Go ahead, stick it in and see.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO I GET?

Seriously, the satisfaction of knowing you have $1 fewer per month.

CAN I DM YOU IF I SUBSCRIBE?

Sure can. I mean, you can now for free too, but...

DOESN'T THIS MAKE THINGS WEIRD?

I guess. Look, if it makes you uncomfortable then it makes me uncomfortable and we can just skip to the cuddling.

UH LEMME JUST GO ASK MY WIFE

Absolutely, I'll just wait here on your porch, loudly banging on this pot I take around with me, until you two decide.

[OddStats @OddStats]

@ManchesterUtd81 @AlderLaneEggs @CordovaTrades Huh, no fucking way.

I feel like I've woken from a coma.

[OddStats @OddStats]

https://t.co/irRkLUyTQv

I have genuinely terrible news. I have finally gotten big enough that X is allowing me to have paid subscribers. So if you've enjoyed any of my work and felt like setting $1 a month on fucking fire, know that you'll get amazing perks like:
1) literally the same content I post already for free
2) barely a thank you, if that
3) I promise to think about you every once in a while
4) the knowledge that you helped support an already retired millionaire

BUT ODDSTATS, WHY IS IT ONLY $1 MONTH?

Because I didn't realize that when I put this in as a joke, X would take me seriously and approve it.

IS THIS REAL?

We'll all find out together. Go ahead, stick it in and see.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO I GET?

Seriously, the satisfaction of knowing you have $1 fewer per month.

CAN I DM YOU IF I SUBSCRIBE?

Sure can. I mean, you can now for free too, but...

DOESN'T THIS MAKE THINGS WEIRD?

I guess. Look, if it makes you uncomfortable then it makes me uncomfortable and we can just skip to the cuddling.

UH LEMME JUST GO ASK MY WIFE

Absolutely, I'll just wait here on your porch, loudly banging on this pot I take around with me, until you two decide.

[OddStats @OddStats]

@AlderLaneEggs @ManchesterUtd81 No! Fuck. What happened?

[OddStats @OddStats]

@ManchesterUtd81 @AlderLaneEggs I was wondering where Rico was.

[OddStats @OddStats]

@jedimarkus77 Well then now I feel stupid.

[OddStats @OddStats]

Today was the first time in over a year that
▶ A single red day on SPX
▶ Entirely wiped out the combined gains
▶ Of 3 straight positive days just before it

▶ Also, only the 4th time this has happened in 5 years

[OddStats @OddStats]

@jedimarkus77 I mean, it's the 3rd. It's not like a new month low is exactly difficult.

You're testing me, Markus.

[OddStats @OddStats]

@jedimarkus77 What? You don't like finding out it's going to be 23 today, which means it's perfect? Or that 30 is miserable? Or that 10 is also miserable? Or that you have to bow to the Queen?

[OddStats @OddStats]

@PredictionAlgos @BITCOINFUNDMGR I appreciate it, man, I really do.

Thank you for your support.

It means a lot to me, my wife, and our 13 children. Not financially, but emotionally.

[OddStats @OddStats]

I appreciate it and all, but I'm mostly here for the fun and the friends I make along the way.

If someone wants to chuck some quarters at my head while I sit in the gutter so they can buy away some of their guilt, I'm fine with that.

Being honest, if something actually big comes out of this I'll take it, but charging people to see shit I post for free feels...eh

[OddStats @OddStats]

@Metal__Maven As long as I can ignore them by never opening your message request.

[OddStats @OddStats]

@scott1849 I don't disagree with that at all. And I appreciate the sentiment.

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@Shepdog69138782 https://t.co/cpYLKM4mNi

[Elaine Benes @ElaineBenes99]

@OddStats I'm capitalizing on this moment, and selling T-shirts to commemorate this unifying event. 💪🤭

[OddStats @OddStats]

Of the past 46 trading days on SPX, today was the 2nd worst.

Remember to hug your loved ones and think about what's really important. Grief counselors will be available in the break room. We will rebuild.

[OddStats @OddStats]

@ForSaik Baby, it's been there for a while

[OddStats @OddStats]

@ForSaik Your call, but know that I'll barely appreciate it and pretend I don't know you when we see each other at the station.

[OddStats @OddStats]

@VolSignals Jeez, man. You really earned this move, huh?

[OddStats @OddStats]

@ForSaik Mexican food and weed if I can find any.

[OddStats @OddStats]

@OhMyOhMar @agnostoxxx Jul 10, 2007
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@agnostoxxx You're not going to fucking believe this but...

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