Peaches

I’m Crack.

[Peaches @odee_barbie]

@seyirnotlari It's 21kg

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@sabifindtroubl1 @areamaama @dammiedammie35 It flew right over their head 😂

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@pismosteve @MyESpirit @mrssloaneranger @MorbidKnowledge You don't have to always be right.

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@chinenyeway @OluOlofin1 Boarding school in Nigeria is the best bet for her.

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@DAtundaoluwa @MrCharlesky Damn, that's wicked.

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@askgodswill @aproko_doctor So make I use groundnut oil cook Banga soup?

[Peaches @odee_barbie]

She should book a date with the dentist for the both of them... Hide it under being spontaneous. She shouldn't have mentioned it to him in the beginning tbh. She should have just done this, and the problem would have gone away, hopefully, without him even knowing there was a one.

[Oma @oma22k]

My friend got engaged today, secretly to her boyfriend today.

She’s 33. Her fiancé is doing very well, treats her right, and everyone thinks she should be happy. But there’s one issue she has struggled with for a long time: he has serious mouth odor. She has tried talking to him about it, but each time she brings up the topic, he gets angry and defensive. She has begged his friends to help speak with him, but each time, he ends up getting angry.

The painful part? She said “Yes” to his proposal, not because the issue was resolved, but because she didn’t want to hurt his ego and she fears starting over at her age.

Now, the issue is; how does she bring up the issue without him getting angry? How does she get him to visit a doctor without him asking too many questions.

[Peaches @odee_barbie]

@GinaDen22001514 @ejirogh3ne Then you threw it away.
250k in a bottle of water for three days, then to the trash. That's a complete waste of money.

[Peaches @odee_barbie]

@XandraKent @ejirogh3ne Finally, someone who is honest. Why will he buy me flowers of 500k? I will just think is wicked abd wants to punish me. What happened to getting something more tangible with the money, or just giving me the money sef. I highly appreciate being given the money. Ese.

[Peaches @odee_barbie]

@Ucheagalii Omo... I wouldn't say that to someone, but if someone said that to me, I would take it in good faith because it is actually true.
Whether you like it or not. Some truths are bitter. You should appreciate someone who is able to bring you back to the present in difficult times

[Peaches @odee_barbie]

@czar_ina7 @Obey_the_Beagle @sadmethod You don't get the point. You shouldn't leave a baby unattended to for even minutes, that is wayyy to risky for the child. If she had had someone come look after the child, then left before the husband came, that would have been a different ball game.

[Peaches @odee_barbie]

Una dey extremely gullible for this country.

[Toff @TheToff_]

This is why I didn’t go into full-time academia even with a CGPA of 4.75 despite so much convincings here and there.

I’m an excellent teacher y’all know that.

But I already saw the uselessness of this country’s academic system when I was in final year.

Transitioned to forex that same year.

Got my first SUV at 25 in 2024.

Make I just dey with this forex dey do academia for charts🙏🏽

[Peaches @odee_barbie]

@dare_akiode @TheToff_ You're the only person who gets it.
Money no dey academia ke? Make dem dey play

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@globalconfy Overly religious people irritate my soul.

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@justmercy__ @_HerMajestee @jok13037 Stopeeet 😭😭

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@BGBukola @heisatraper My sister, I tire!

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@dannyoz79 @instruvoice_ @sapphire_nifemi But why are you like this 😂

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@KhairatOlo97029 @WhimslcalAlure @fimlex2 Make dem dey play

[Peaches @odee_barbie]

@NetzaqX @naomi_onuoha @susylicious2023 Nothing deep about it. It just insinuated she should get married instead of further her education.

[Peaches @odee_barbie]

@pretty_sarlin I've been staring for minutes now and I don't see neither.
I can see a smashed goat's head sha.