carlo

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

When someone sits next to me on the train I’m like, “that’s because I cultivated a safe space for sitting.”

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

flight attendant: is anyone on this flight a lifelong dilettante? we need someone who just dabbles with a bit of everything right now

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

im really really good at watching youtube and drinking water

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

So where do you see yourself in 5 seconds

[Leallicna @leallicna]

Before & After

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

The Lobster is losing its grip on reality.

[e ❦ @whimpermanence]

was just genuinely moved by a wind chime

[cav empty @cavempty_]

you look distraught does it have to do with all your efforts amounting to nothing

[Faye L Root @littlebayschool]

An Airbnb I once stayed at in Poland

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

In the club just taking damage

[carlo @odelldefus]

@adonixleen wow

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

[Monique Santificer @MoniqueMonsters]

P

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Overheard some teenagers at the grocery store talking and one said to the other “You are just a loose concept to me”

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Telling my doctor to prescribe me something he’s always wanted to prescribe someone but has never had the opportunity

[craig @adonixleen]

Get the fuck out my house

[ｈｅｉｎｎ @heinn_dev]

we do a little propping

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

everything makes me exhausted because i was supposed to meet my demise from a terrible fever at the age of 9