Odette

im ur problem u gon' have to solve it

[OK Then @okaythenfuture]

He’s right that this isn’t Lindy.

At the height of Dynastic Ancient Egypt, men were encouraged to sleep during their wives child labor, as it was believed the Gods would impart dreams to them of the child’s future,

It speaks ultimately to how feminized all modern men are now, even the most masculine man in our world would be seen as a little bitch by men who lived a century ago, let alone 1,000+ years ago.

It’s a different world son.

[Based Therapist | Marchese Methods @MarcheseMethods]

This is what you look like when you don’t try too hard if at all actually. This is halfassing 3x a week and still being a food goon.

Further, anyone who thinks it takes neuroticism to actually get big, jacked, and more sexed up than this reveals themselves to have never so much as slightly tried to challenge themselves to the point of discomfort in the gym. You don’t workout, never have, and learned nothing.

In fact, getting jacked is less neurotic, because your basal metabolic rate soars so high you never have to think twice about eating too much. Of course, you still don’t take this and run to the cope hills with it to pig out on your precious “healthy” ice cream.

Rightdorks just love being mediocre now. The right used to be about discipline and internalized sovereignty. Now it’s about saying gurlz r meen and cope excusing themselves for inadequacy at every juncture.

[Odette @OdetteSallow]

Very unrealistic

[EdReal @Ed_Realist]

"She committed this crime on the day her husband left the house for 1/2 hour to get groceries because she seemed to be doing better."

See, this is what gets me. She waited until her husband was gone to kill her children. Andrea Yates did the same thing (and also chased down her oldest son who wanted to escape).

If you are *really* crazy, you try to kill your children while your husband is in the house. The fact that you wait until he's gone means you are PLANNING. You WANT to kill your kids. Yes, you're nuts. But there's awareness there, and I have zero compassion.

[Odette @OdetteSallow]

Terrible take.

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

If you��re compelled to “kill your kids with exercise bands” that’s a you problem. It was a you problem before you got on the meds. The meds probably made it worse. It’s sad and scary how everyone is on them and how there’s a powerful and profitable industry around it. You can have a shitty husband, shitty MIL, be on a cocktail of drugs. People have faced far worse. If you’re the type to kill your kids, that means you’re the type to kill your kids and nothing can change that even if you don’t end up doing it.

[Odette @OdetteSallow]

Odyssey's press junket is very weird.

[a.j. ⚧️🛸 @normalmaxxedaj]

when you have a family who always was and is this psychopathic to you, people just don’t believe you unless they also had an upbringing like this and are honest with themselves about it. it’s one of those invisible traumas that totally warps your reality and sets you off on an insane trajectory from the minute you’re born & everyone else pretends like they have no idea why you are the way you are. you will only get better the day you acknowledge that almost everyone around you has been playing a sick joke on you your whole life and you aren’t actually crazy at all. in fact, you are the only sane and honest person in the room

[Odette @OdetteSallow]

Which recent interview?

[SIR1⭐️ @sa10nee]

Macaulay Culkin, a close friend of Michael Jackson and the star of the Home Alone movies revealed in a recent interview how an undisclosed group of people allegedly connected to Sony Music approached him and his mother in 1993 and offered them a large sum of money to publicly claim that he had been s£xually abused by Michael Jackson, who was facing ch!ld mol£station allegations at the time.

“I vividly remember a night in 1993 when a group of people came to our home claiming they were connected to Sony Music. I don’t really want to mention names, but they said they were part of the company. They offered me and my mom a large amount of money around a million dollars or more to testify against Michael Jackson and claim that he had s£xually abused me during my time at the Neverland Ranch. They told me it was the right thing to do because they believed Michael Jackson was a dangerous person. I immediately told them no! because why would they want me to do something like that to a man who was my best friend at the time and had never harmed me? My mom actually told me to consider accepting the offer because she thought it could be beneficial for us, and she wondered if Michael might have done something without me knowing. But even though I was young at the time, I completely rejected the offer, and they eventually left.”

He also added that, looking back on the situation, he believes he understands why those allegations were being made against Michael Jackson. He claimed it was connected to a dispute involving Sony Music and Michael Jackson’s ownership stake, including his interest in the Beatles catalog. He alleged that the accusations were part of an effort to pressure Jackson into giving up his assets.

[smit @itsoksmit]

at a job interview

"whats your biggest weakness?"

"understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

"could you give an me an example?"

"yes i could"

[seven 📕🪼 @seven_mkak7]

The Neil Gaiman example later in this thread is absolutely evergreen because he's such a perfect case study for "terrible people can make very good and very progressive, empathetic pieces of art". The sooner we stop conflating someone's morality with their work the better.

[Riccardo @Riccardo_Nero]

Do hotelu w Związku Radzieckim późną porą przybył podróżny:
- Poproszę o pokój na jedną noc.
- Niestety, mamy tylko wolne jedno miejsce w pokoju pięcioosobowym.
- Może być, w końcu to tylko jedna noc - odpowiedział podróżny i pomaszerował do wskazanego pokoju. Ułożył się wygodnie i zamierzał zasnąć, ale współtowarzysze grali w brydża, opowiadali sobie kawały i co chwila wybuchali głośnym śmiechem. Podróżny ubrał się i zszedł do recepcji:
- Poproszę 5 herbat na górę za jakieś 10 minut.
Wrócił do pokoju i mówi:
- Panowie tak swobodnie opowiadacie sobie dowcipy, a przecież tutaj może być założony podsłuch!
- Co pan! W hotelu?
- Możemy to łatwo sprawdzić
- Panie kapitanie! poproszę 5 herbat pod 14-stkę.
Rzeczywiście, w tym momencie przynoszą herbatę. Współtowarzysze z lekką obawą kładą się spać. Rano podróżny wstaje i widzi, że prócz niego w pokoju nie ma nikogo. Schodzi do recepcji:
- Co się stało z moimi współlokatorami?
- Rano zabrała ich milicja.
- A mnie dlaczego nie zabrali?
- Bo kapitanowi spodobał się ten dowcip z herbatą.

[jason . @muzzled_canine]

Took a philosophy class that covered assisted dying. One guy wanted to die because he couldn't afford his disability equipment so his life was shit and he had no independence. Apparently "why don't they just give him the equipment instead of killing him" was the wrong answer?????

[rowan sexamungus @samschlong_]

abortion is fine but we should probably improve disability care so people feel comfortable having a child with down syndrome lol. crazy thought i know

[Puff goût javel et maléfices @Brossadents]

Dans le métro, une meuf m'a fixé pendant six stations, m'intercepte à la sortie pour me demander la marque de mon pull, me demande si je peux lui envoyer, je lui réponds "pas besoin j'ai des post it" je lui griffonne le nom de la marque et je lui laisse avant de rentrer chez moi

[HIROTONFA's American Revolution Smuggler @hirotonfa]

My father-in-law was a human chess piece. It is difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he is lost in moves. We were on a chessboard together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today.
I will never forget his answer�� "We can’t, we don’t know how to do it."

[Butteralways🧈 @ButterAlways92]

Food content creators is a profession yg dibayar and viewers are their customers. Depa bukan just a home cook. Kalau korang rasa berhak utk kritik makan tak sedap dkt kedai, sama jugak sapa2 nk kritik diaorg buat video teknik/info salah. Tp suka sembah yg femes ramai jadi buta.

[ⵣ📚ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི @auser_inconnue]

à chaque fois qu'une femme se fait tromper vous sortez la carte de la beauté genre une femme qui serait pas belle selon vous ou les standards mérite de se faire tromper voyez vous hein

[Tahiti Crousty @tahiticrousty]

Remplacer islamophobie par antisémitisme juste pour voir si c’est encore légal

[하로 @kimnomoon]

신분 대 능력 싸움에서 능력이 자기 편인 줄 알고 이입해서 보라는 건가 근데 그 능력 아버지 재력에서 온 건데요 이부진한테 동질감 느끼고 응원하는 월급쟁이들을 상정하고 만든 건가 웃김

[liv @rozanovlore]

many such cases