Raymond Reddington

YOU, YOU JINXED ME! Single-game Glizzy record: 8 | used –JPEG connoisseur | Combat Sports practitioner/enthusiast

[Raymond Reddington @odin_thorsson]

Top four instruments of all time in no particular order:

1) Saxophone
2) Xylophone
3) Fiddle
4) Steel Drum

These are facts.

[Raymond Reddington @odin_thorsson]

My goal is to eclipse 100,000 Starbucks gold stars. Lucrative opportunity when there’s an inevitable international bank run and we turn to golds stars for currency.

[Raymond Reddington @odin_thorsson]

The carbs you consume, or lack thereof, now, will determine the success of your spring/summer

[Raymond Reddington @odin_thorsson]

Life hack: if you go to California you don’t have to pay for your first $999 worth of Lululemon

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BURN THE BOATS

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@federalreserve

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2017 migos were unstoppable

[Kurt @L0calCommenter]

Graduation signs in the front yard but it’s when your kid loses his virginity. Replace the College logo with her Instagram profile picture. Whole neighborhood needs to celebrate that feat.

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Nancy Pelosi's husband will make $50 million on Uber call options but won't take an Uber home

[iClark 🔫 @InternetClark]

@odin_thorsson @TallBlondeQB1 “IM SETTIN ‘ER DOWN ‘ERE BOYS”

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Arrive in govt car ✅
Double digit domestic beers ✅
Concert of the summer ✅

@CreamManStan wya?!?! @TallBlondeQB1 has plattys waiting

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Double fisting @ Kenny Chesney w @TallBlondeQB1, Nissan Stadium is in imminent danger of running out domestic light beers

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NY Strip Progression: USDA Prime, American Wagyu, and Australian Wagyu—Med. Rare paired with Faust 2018 Cabernet 🤌

[Raymond Reddington @odin_thorsson]

bespoke suit- $3000
fine Italian leather shoes- $600
Designer belt- $400
Overpriced coffee -$7

Sitting in the dried piss where a homeless man slept the night before- $priceless

[litquidity @litcapital]

Good luck with that

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

11-4. Boys are hurting in the am. Hit a quick brunch to discuss last nights highlights & disasters. Quick turn around from bloodys to draft Blue Moons. Kickoff at 12. Degenerately gamble while your balls get sun kissed in 75° weather. You can’t see by 4. Blondes flock. Lifes good

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Moamen Zakaria played on the Egyptian national team with Mo Salah for several years but was forced to retire in 2020 after being diagnosed with ALS.

So after Liverpool won the FA cup yesterday, Mo Salah brought him into the locker room to celebrate 🙏

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

Should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime?

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[Raymond Reddington @odin_thorsson]

Had to make the pilgrimage to America’s Holiest site

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An era

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a much better name for a diarrhea medicine than anything else