Worst Person Ever©

I write stupid shit. fan of Sounders and Tottenham. if you arent, you suck and i hate you. i am the worst and no one likes me.

[Worst Person Ever© @odium206]

How can we get fat people to come to our seminar though?
I know...

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I haven't seen a rapist beat a tiger like that since the night I spent at Mike Tyson's house.

[Worst Person Ever© @odium206]

@pukingvagina @CountGripsnatch comer mi culo.

[Worst Person Ever© @odium206]

@swarthyvillain every fight that involved the rapper Stitches being beat up.

[Worst Person Ever© @odium206]

@Coolisiana acid

[moonwolf 3 @malt_skull]

[Goodbye Horses plays]
ME: [in front of mirror doing the Buffalo Bill routine] Would you fuck me? I... *starting to cry* I wouldn't fuck me.

[Worst Person Ever© @odium206]

@important_celeb @BurgerKing it was that guys final destination for real.

[Worst Person Ever© @odium206]

@important_celeb @BurgerKing I literally saw a guy get murdered at a Burger King in bellevue wa.

[Worst Person Ever© @odium206]

@NachoPicasso @Profgampo @Grievesmusic besides the spelling errors, this is accurate.

[Tiny Shaq @SenorManagement]

RT if you're not sure exactly why you haven't died yet

[Worst Person Ever© @odium206]

How come no one told me that after quitting heroin I'd start feeling feelings. This is awful. I don't want to be alive anymore.

[Worst Person Ever© @odium206]

Perfect from now on by built to spill is a great album. I will fistfight over this.

[Worst Person Ever© @odium206]

@Coolisiana I appreciate it.

[Worst Person Ever© @odium206]

@Coolisiana my life is shit but I'm about to get 90 days clean later this week. So I'm holding on.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

this is in the actual lyrics to "one week" by the barenaked ladies, the 90s were a wild time

[The Tottenham Way @TheTottenhamWay]

First picture of Liam REVEALED, courtesy of the good people at the Mail