Abel Odongo

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@Acholi_godddd Earthquake loading. Just a guess

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@Chiomabtq Someone once told me that Shell and Total are super markets, and other stations are local markets (owino, nakawa). Same goods, different prices.

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@marvinashaba0 Its just the beginning😅

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@kirya_ug Once you take your dog for a walk, those guys follow you home and come for the dog in the night.

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@SpireJim Start early. Holidays, take them to the rural area where you (parent) grew up from and let them see by themselves what hardship is, take them to the local markets with you (owino, nakawa, kalerwe) and let them see how people toil to get money.

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

If you want to legally rob people in Kenya especially the middle class...

Without harming them,

Just start a primary school and give it a glorious name...

But,

In between the name and school add INTERNATIONAL.

KING'S INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL.

In the curriculum, add things like Ballet, Chess, Band, Taekwondo, and Swimming.

Now put whatever figure you want on the fee structure.

Rob them.

Buy a bus,

Charge 17,400 as transport fee per month.

Steal,

Organise a parents’ sports day every term,

Steal,

A trip outside the country once a term,

Put whatever figure, let’s say 312,047 to Egypt for four days.

Interviews every term, charge them 5,000.

Put the admission fee at 15,000.

Even pre-school.

Uniforms to be sourced from one very specific shop at twelof milyen.

OMOKAAA,

Mark you,

The curriculum is CBC,

King's International School is only based in Embakasi,

All the pupils are Kenyan,

Mr Wafula, the head teacher, has no passport, and the furthest he has ever gone is Mombasa for a teachers’ retreat.

Class teachers are Chepkor, Wanjala, @FGaitho237, Madam Selly, Polo Kimani, @Josh001J, and @Degrata254.

HOD is @Kotsocha_ke

For lunch, instead of cheese burgers and pizzas, serve them githeri and cabbage.

Breakfast weka mkate na smokie.

Call yourself a Director.

Get rich, NO DCI.

Pesa ni yao, akili ni yako!

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@Aduradara61049 Don't like them back...

[The Ilaje Sultan 🫅 @ogunmusi]

I remember a divorce case I handled some years ago.

The Respondent, the wife, blatantly refused to show up in court or engage a lawyer; and the judge wasn’t ready to proceed without her.

One day in court, the judge, again, refused to proceed with the matter without the woman. That we must meet with her and hold the statutory conference before she will hear the matter. I told the judge we have served her the petition and the hearing notice for today’s sitting and clearly she is not interested in defending the petition, so, we should proceed in the interest of justice.

The judge come vex for me o. That I should do more than that. I should get her number, call her and try to see her and hold a meeting with both of them and try to settle them. E come be like say na me wan scatter their marriage.

The judge asked the petitioner, my client, if he doesn’t want settlement, he said no. He was visibly angry, talking about how he just wants a divorce immediately and nothing else. That they are still living together and that he is just waiting for the divorce to leave the house or kick the woman out.

Judge says I should still meet with both of them. Everybody knows that this is the point you must shout “As the Court pleases” to avoid wahala.

After court I collected the Respondent’s phone number from my client and called her immediately. I requested to meet with her and invited her to come to my office. Madam said she is not coming anywhere, that if I want to meet with her, my client should bring me to their house.

I went back to the office after agreeing with my client that I will come over to his house after the close of work that same day.

I went to their house by 5pm. We sat down and started talking about the issue. Then I got a bombshell.

She: Did your client tell you that he is serious about that divorce?

Me: Yes. We are in court already. He even told the judge so this morning in court. He is here now, he can tell you himself.

She: Serious about which divorce? Is it not that court he came back from this afternoon and came and collect one doggy?

I was totally flabbergasted. I didn’t expect that kind of raw bluntness from her. I turned to my client, he was silent and avoiding my eyes.

Doggy? I carried my file quietly, entered my car and left.

Like doggy? After all that heat I faced in court, you even stood there, forming anger, then you came back and collect hot doggy in the afternoon?

What do you take lawyers for in this country? Doggy? You couldn’t even do missionary in appreciation of the lashing that judge gave me because of your divorce case, you went and did doggy. Doggy that use to sweet like wetin. 😭

Mr *Evaritus Gregory. Sir, though it is 4 years now, but I still remember. I know you will read this. I know you will laugh... from the bottom of my heart, sir, thunder fire you. 😭

Not real name

- By First Baba Isa (FBI), LLM, MBA, FIMC, CMC.

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@BellaBaddie__ What do crocodiles eat?

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@odedanilo 10

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@kimjojo2424 Still, the egg has to grow a bit inside

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@SandyCrush912 Rabbit the rapper

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@lfc_lance Eto'o

[Priyank Ahuja @ahuja_priyank]

𝟕𝟎 𝐓𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

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[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@KFCinUganda Kyebando

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@RugushaElly @akampa01 excluding UPDF, ISO, ESO, government only employs 366,574 people. The rest are in the private sector or unemployed

[Robert Kalyesubula,MD, FISN(USA), PhD-FRCP(London) @rkalyes1]

🔥 Which study is this?
Matooke has always been here, why now?

[B N S L @_BNSL]

Family meetings are so interesting. You can walk into it looking to solve something that happened last week but find that the real issue is that uMalume used to eat KFC in his room alone when he was working at Morkels in 2003 and people haven't healed from that.

[Abel Odongo @odongo_abel4]

@kagwasc @DenisDukeUG You play alot

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@AbahoAngel @margretabwoyo2 😂