Orenthal Hawkins

Delightfully nerdy, geektastic, adorkable and trying to leave it better than I found it. Tugging on Superman's cape, but not spitting into the wind!

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

We grade this fantasy punishment an A+ 💯

[Netflix Sports @netflixsports]

It’s 3:16.

Here’s two whole minutes of Stone Cold Stunners. 🍻

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Your name is sacred. Protect it and ask people to speak it properly.

[Orenthal Hawkins @odorkable]

As has become my tradition, I document how I am feeling on the anniversary of the worst day of my life. Thanks in advance for reading.

https://t.co/rYz3lTPVgd

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Just a reminder that you are doing your best, and that’s more than enough. It’s okay to take it one day at a time.

[Jon “Stugotz” Weiner @stugotz790]

Caleb Williams leads the league in throws that make you say holy shit.

[Orenthal Hawkins @odorkable]

You'll Finally Be Able to Change Your Gmail Address https://t.co/NTM2cV3Tbr

[Jeff Biesinger @JeffBiesinger]

George W had a dude huck a shoe at his head. He side stepped and continued speaking.
Obama had protesters screaming out and interrupting a speech. When others asked for them to be removed, he said to let them stay, and spoke to their concerns.
McCain had one of HIS supporters start to say cruel things about his opponent, and he stopped her to stick up for his opponent.
Trump had a guy yell some stuff at him, so he flipped him off, and swore at him.

I’ll never not miss the a president who acts presidential.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

All heroes are welcome in the JustNICE League. You can't save the world alone. 💛💚

[Orenthal Hawkins @odorkable]

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[Orenthal Hawkins @odorkable]

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[Frank Porterhouse Jr. @Footpaul88]

BREAKING TRADE🚨: The New York Jets are sending Wr Mike Williams and EDGE Hassan Reddick to Costco, in exchange for the Chicken Bake and Double Chunk Choocolate Cookie

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

It’s happening!!!

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

So very, very strange.

[Orenthal Hawkins @odorkable]

@len0killer Nope. Also, see OJ Mayo. There was a world before 1994. :)

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

I have a lot to say about Jeannie Epper. Most of all, I loved her. I always felt that we understood and appreciated one another.

After all, it was the 70s. We were united in the way that women had to be in order to thrive in a man’s world, through mutual respect, intellect and collaboration.

Jeannie was a vanguard who paved the way for all other stuntwomen who came after. Just as Diana was Wonder Woman, Jeannie Epper was also a Wonder Woman.

She is so beautiful to me. Jeannie, I will miss you.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The NYPD is using “Barnacles” to combat illegal parking.

They are commercial-grade suction cups that latch onto the glass with 1,000 pounds of force, making forcible removal next to impossible.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

date: so… you just adopted 3 chipmunks as your children?

dave seville: no, no that’d be crazy. I’m also their band manager