cousin

shrug dealer

[cousin @odyjoyy]

doug ford stole my wallet and then helped me look for it

[cousin @odyjoyy]

getting real sick of magic

[cousin @odyjoyy]

you ever just get soggy in the rain and just hate that you’re so soggy. the worst!

[cousin @odyjoyy]

i’m committed to polyamory

[cousin @odyjoyy]

@BackwardZninja @blogTO Give it a shot Chicken Man, you’ll be crying in the walk-in real quick.

[cousin @odyjoyy]

@BackwardZninja @blogTO Yeah you have no idea what you’re talking about.

https://t.co/VBGDDtuuDY

[Jaromir Jagr @68Jagr]

NHL GMs- I am also free agent, once again. 6,3 265 … 50 years old ,slow, but strong and good hands. Can bring experience and like to play only home games. Call me anytime. 😉Also as the owner of hockey club In czech liga -I am looking to sign a Defenseman No jokes

[luke fox @lukefoxjukebox]

"Our fan base is, to say the least, crazy. It's going to be extremely exciting."

The Toronto Maple Leafs now must beat the champs to make their greatest regular-season matter. "A hell of a team" is facing a hell of a challenge. Good: https://t.co/rg0cjkRx69

[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

No idea how this post-season is going to go for the Toronto Maple Leafs. But if things go south again, I don't want to see any Auston Matthews slander out here. The guys a stud and he can't do it by himself. Aim that garbage elsewhere.

[cousin @odyjoyy]

do lifeguards have to take the hippaquatic oath?

[cousin @odyjoyy]

imagine if James and The Giant Peach was just about a kid with a fat ass

[cousin @odyjoyy]

can’t wait for all of the shitty power puns tonight.

[cousin @odyjoyy]

@CurtShortsleeve if a dude is hot I’m gonna tell him. respectfully.

[cousin @odyjoyy]

@CurtShortsleeve wow so men can’t build each other up sorry Curt didn’t get the fuckin memo

[cousin @odyjoyy]

gilbert looking like he smells like piss, in heaven

[cousin @odyjoyy]

i ain’t shit either but there’s more of you.

[cousin @odyjoyy]

it’s wild to think about how many of you ain’t shit

[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

The Maple Leafs have been playing hockey since 1917. They’ve never had a player like Auston Matthews. Ever.

[cousin @odyjoyy]

seeing how good @andycomplains was on rampage was sick. the look, the physicality — Butcher is killing it right now. as a long time ETID fan it makes me so happy to see him succeed.