Odysseus

Husband, Father, and King. Glad to be home.

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Hey Hermes thanks for that moly. Hit me up with a pair of those shoes

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looking for a job now that I'm back hmu if you know of an opening at some schools

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Remember when I ended the Trojan war with that Trojan horse. That was legen-wait-for-it-dary! Legendary!

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Nothing seems the same anymore. I have my faithful Penelope but am I really home?

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@queenpenelope72 Thanks for being there for me when I got home. My love for you stands strong just as our bed in the olive tree does.

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@circegrace sorry I had to go, but I had to see my wife. Thanks for the advice. It really helped me learn how to swallow my pride.

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@_argosthedog but I promise I was. #RipToTheBest #YouWillBeMissed

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@_argosthedog So sad to see you go😢 You were the best dog a master could ask for. I'm sorry I couldn't let you know I was happy to see you

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Couldn't have made it without Hermes, Apollo, and Athena👊🏼😘 #godsquad

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Dear Calypso,

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@Posiedon sorry that I hurt one of your sons😬 but I made that sacrifice to you... so are we good

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special shoutout to all my homies for making the journey so amazing. thanks fam

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@____odysseus___ no you're fake