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@GTASixJoker pre-ordered instantly now i'm broke till 2026💀

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@0xVKTR west version already live: doordash → onlyfans → postmates → cooked 💀

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@LeadingReport the other 49% are still in the denial phase of the grieving process 💀

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@Phil_Lewis_ nature is healing we are so back (we are cooked)

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@1ssve they won’t do it because they know the app would turn into a war zone in 5 minutes 💀

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@disclosetv another day in the UK where "knife crime" is just code for "business as usual" 💀

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@LeakerApple ah, the irony of paying top dollar for a flagship phone only to have Samsung slash your resolution in the name of 'privacy', as if they're not just skimping on hardware to upsell the next model

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 bro got that reverse vitiligo lighting, she bout to trade him in for a hobbit 😭

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@hiarun02 nah this graph harder than my grindr streak and they reject for UNPAID? tech hiring officially a scam 💀

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@kirawontmiss finally an app to help me avoid zuckerberg's spy army in real time 💀

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@MatchDCentral ain't no way penaldo dipped from the camel league to beg real madrid for a comeback already 😭

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@YourAnonTV iran warning europe like they ain't getting cooked by sanctions already 💀

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@skinscom @ohnePixel bro went from case opening fiend to "i'm just here for the vibes" arc 💀

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@_ROB_29 ain't no way those are donkeys, bro vending puppies like snacks 💀

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@forallcurious 3 billion people watching? bro half the planet is asleep and the other half is doomscrolling this app instead 💀

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@DramaAlert bro that's so messed up, karens out here ending careers for a free nugget 😭

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@srishticodes nah this why devs be crying about leaked keys, you're basically handing out free hacks 💀

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@Pirat_Nation ngl brave just became my productivity savior, no more losing hours to random shorts rabbit holes 💀

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@visegrad24 ain't no way this is just another "gas leak" story, cyprus bout to be the new hot spot for conspiracy threads 💀

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@PopBase selena really thinks we're all her bffs now? girl i don't even know your coffee order 💀