TiMarni

domestic engineer who eats popcorn every day

[TiMarni @ofRobert_]

Why did they give Jamie the fuckin Halloween wig?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

First trailer for ‘FREAKIER FRIDAY’ starring Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis. Out August 8th.

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@notcapnamerica Same.

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@Brittyxandra Awww damn sis

[TiMarni @ofRobert_]

@Brittyxandra Well????

[TiMarni @ofRobert_]

@lionesspike You mean HELENA EGAN?!

[TiMarni @ofRobert_]

What is up with everyone’s BOOBS at this reunion?! It all looks so painful! #RHOP #potomac

[TiMarni @ofRobert_]

Tell me what is the point of scheduling a ride ahead of time if your driver is still gonna show up 10 minutes late? @Uber leaving me standing in the cold at 11:30pm at Midway airport

[TiMarni @ofRobert_]

My plane ride tmw better be defying gravity that’s all I have to say

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@chinedu_joakin @classique00

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Omg. I am in shock. My #TineaVersicolor just cured in 3 DAYS. I have never found anything that works I am freaking out I just screamed in the shower 😢😩

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@chinedu_joakin @classique00 Yep! I haven’t had it in YEARS

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@michcoll Oh my god lol

[TiMarni @ofRobert_]

I deleted insta bc I decided I’m not able to deal with any last remaining secret closeted trumpers for tomorrow. @aliskor15 can you send me your number I feel I need it in case we need to talk about NATALIA

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Did Sam Asghari sign such a strict NDA when he was married to Britney Spears that he isn’t able to speak at all….ever again? Like I want to know so much about him #thetraitors

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Loving Boston Rob giving zero fucks about #TheTraitors fashion vibes and just moping around the castle in his lil socks 🧦

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@Tity2Jans Me too girl . Maybe I’ll just take one for the team

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@ChipotleTweets I just tagged it in the actual tweet. St Charles, IL. On Randall road. Anytime we order through the app to pick it up in the ChipotLane, it ends up being a THIRD of what is supposed to be in the bowl.

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I cannot get over this bowl that @ChipotleTweets employees in St Charles, IL thought would be acceptable. I ordered a chicken bowl, brown rice, corn salsa, cheese etc and this is what was in my bag when I got home after a long day.

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The way I would look so fucking stupid doing a GlamBot thing

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USA is so fucked, in every way shape possible. Next 30 years we will see the extreme downfall

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Starting off 2025 strong….with the FLU!!!