harls

harley quinn ❖ live fast die clown ❖

[harls @ofclownqueen]

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@LetCanargebegin nooo.
i broke ( his ) heart.

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@LetCanargebegin the clown prince of crime of whom was my patient …that i fell in love with and broke out of prison …and - it’s a long, messy story.

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@LetCanargebegin the one n’ only!!
serial killa? nah. there’s no rhyme or reason for my madness.

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@LetCanargebegin oh uh … carnage, huh? you don’t look like you’re from around here. i’m harley quinn — nice to meet’cha!

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@LetCanargebegin oh? as a psychologist i’m ( very ) interested. is it multiple personality disorder? schizophrenia?

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@SYMBIOSIIS mistah...
i think you're crazy.

and i should know crazy. not because i'm crazy - well, i ( am ) - but because i have a PhD in psychology.

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i'm not namin' names but

.... mistah j.

[🇵🇸 @evilscrapbook]

I died for you one time, but never again.

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@SYMBIOSIIS by yourself?

how d'ya know what the person you're interviewin' is gonna say?

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@SYMBIOSIIS i mean..

what else does talkin' to yourself mean?

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it’s ok to admit you’re crazy mistah! i hear voices too!!!

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so what’s a brood gotta do to get a puddin’ cup around here? sheesh.

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hey harley, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, hey harley, hey, hey, hey harley !!!

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sad clown hours. 😩

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what if I dressed up as batsy for halloween?

[🇵🇸 @evilscrapbook]

Can the killer in me
Tame the fire in you?

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let’s play a guessin’ game! correct answers get to leave without being strapped to a gurney!
they say a harlequin is nothin’ without a master — and maybe that’s true …but if mistah j is so dangerous how come i’m the one in this fuckin’ cage and not him ???

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belle reve goonies thought they’d be cute and shock me. well … the jokes on them — the killin’ kind !!! HaHAhahA 🤪

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who doesn’t like pineapple on their pizza ???!

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abso-lately !!!

[𝐿𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠 @buckyswidoww]

Kill together?

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@DIICKHERTZ oh, ok. as long as you’re sure !!!