𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊.

parody!

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

⠀

⠀ prince of ravka. squaller
⠀ and self-titled privateer
⠀ of the skies. third child
⠀ and second son to zoya
⠀ and nikolai. crafted for
⠀ the next gen grishaverse.

⠀

[𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐋 𝕽𝐄𝐙𝐍𝐈. @scarcrowned]

⠀
the world might 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆 , but 𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐈 𝐋̶𝐀̶𝐍̶𝐓̶𝐒̶𝐎̶𝐕̶ would be 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒖𝒑 the ceiling with 𝐨𝐧𝐞 hand and plucking a speck of dirt from his lapel with 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 when it all went 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧 . ❞̲
⠀

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

just hold on then!

i will avoid the house, i promise!

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

OTSANA !! waving back —

oh, wait, no, he's supposed to be steering this thing, not waving.

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

no beds needed! papa would hate it if i missed sankt nikolai, he might cry.

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

oh saints it was her.

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

not a dragon!

unless his mother has come too, he supposes.

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

/ hes a very gracious host like that

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐀. @ccrpsewitch]

/ Matthias sees kaz glaring daggers at him and asks him if he can get him anything to make his visit more pleasant

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

he has to come back, their mother will kill him otherwise.

[𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐊. @ferusaudencia]

then he'll come to fjerda. maybe not back.

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

/ and because he's fallen in love with kaz's daughter instead and he thinks that's objectively hilarious

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐀. @ccrpsewitch]

/ the thing he loves most about him is that he's not the one who's fallen in love with his daughter

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

/ besties

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐀. @ccrpsewitch]

/ yeah matthias loves dominik fr

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

actually. the helvars liked you. okay, come on.

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

he's just going to fjerda and back!

[𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐊. @ferusaudencia]

he's not going on an adventure without him !!

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

he's taking on of the fliers, he'll be back in time for sankt nikolai!

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

he's being boring but fine.

[𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐊. @ferusaudencia]

he'd really like to insist.

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

pretty sure, yeah.

[𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐊. @ferusaudencia]

. . . sure he doesn't want to try the parachute thing ?

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

he'll be fine.

[𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐊. @ferusaudencia]

that sounds extremely stupid. even drunk dominik can tell.

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

he's just going to jump and hope.

[𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐊. @ferusaudencia]

he's a squaller, just use the bedsheets and make a parachute.

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

yeah, those odds seem good enough.

[𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐊. @ferusaudencia]

he's very drunk, so very sure.

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

. . . how sure is he that he can catch him?

[𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐊. @ferusaudencia]

he can jump from his balcony. he'll catch him.

[𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐊. @ofeurus]

@birdofsncw / honestly me too otsana me too