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ok dad | sorta decent husband | retired 11b/37f vet | it nerd | #shoegaze #postpunk #punk #genx #zipzap

[Sir Escanor (𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘶𝘮 𝘚𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳) @EscanorReloaded]

My honest take you won’t like.

Austin Franco. The 19 year old Cornell student who said he didn’t want to work for a Jewish employer and got turned into a national news cycle within 48 hours.

Here’s what’s bothering me.

His X account was created June 2026. The incident happened June 2026. He was verified immediately. Regular users don’t get verified same month they join, and the timing speaks for itself.

His Instagram profile picture. I know what you’re thinking. People do that pose all the time. Sure.
Except that specific gesture shows up everywhere once you know what you’re looking at, and I’ve been cataloguing it long enough to recognize the difference between a kid being playful and something more deliberate.
Vow of silence 🤫

The GoFundMe and gift infrastructure assembled around him within 48 hours of the story breaking. That kind of organized sympathy response doesn’t self-assemble that fast organically.

The story itself benefited one party above all others. Gabe Einhorn and VryfID got millions in global press from a story that made them look like victims while they run an 8 month old startup collecting social security numbers with no published privacy policy. Insanity….
(I bet that data finds its way to Israel)

Is any of this conclusive? No. I’ll say that.

But I’ve been doing this long enough to know that when an account is brand new, immediately verified, instantly famous, the picture carries initiatory symbolism, and the whole mechanism benefits a very specific party, you don’t ignore it.

You flag it. And you let people decide for themselves.

That’s what I’m doing.

What you do with all this from this point forward is your problem.
I said what I said.
Let’s see what happens.

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@HeatherK9070 @ginnydmm right here

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@Schwalm5132

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@getawarrant1

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@_AngryGrunt "Unfollow me now before I..."

*followed

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lol gay

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oh shit lol

[Gustavo Petro @petrogustavo]

Heil Hitler

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@Dianexis

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@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlay

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this is huxley. he's had a rough year, but he's at peace now. i hope he knows i did my best ❤️‍🩹

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

If an otter held my hand, it would cure me of everything... 🥹❤️

[AC @saveusculture]

My final solution to the software industry: lock developers in cages with an unlimited supply of pizza and coffee, and give them each one of these equipped with 4GB of RAM, a spinning HDD, and a 10mbps internet connection.

Leave them there until software is good.

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@marklevinshow retarded facebook-tier boomer slop

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@CallMeK1123

[Viking Rob @VikingRobVWO]

Please do not tag him.

[HowlingRetard Holocaust @browasright]

Torta the Explorer out here discovering type 3 diabetes

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@Kittenwaffin lol blue waffles iykyk

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never in my most racist fever dream could i have come up with such wild images...

yet if i tried to describe these images to you, created proudly and shared shamelessly by them, you'd call me hitler

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

and just for having interacted with this one video I’ve now been thrown into the abyss that is black people food reels and believe me when I say that the most racist person in the world could not conceive of what is happening in here

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@BenGunnEx @siabaaLee @infantrydort you look like aids

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@AndyOstroy