Jenna J.

Garage surgeries are fine if they sign a waiver. Or you copy it from their checkbook

[Jenna J. @OffBeatSilly]

Hidden Figures was about how difficult it was to be a white male astronaut! Period. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Kids in high school were so judgmental. In college you could literally see someone riding a unicycle in a dinosaur costume and you would think they're the coolest person ever.

[Cyrus O’Merican @CyrusOMerican]

If CPR is ineffective, try stretching your scrotum over the subject’s face.

[Jenna J. @OffBeatSilly]

@HotmessintheChi I will celebrate before pooping on his lawn 😊

[Antoine @antonthefighter]

Relevance of 3.14 (Pi) day:

Birth of Albert Einstein (3.14.1879)
Death of Karl Marx (3.14.1883)
Death of Stephen Hawking (3.14.2018)

Relativity | Revolution | Radiation

Three great minds. Three great contributions to the world.

Coincidence?

Rest in power, sirs!

[Jenna J. @OffBeatSilly]

@tyler_cudia Well, Im the magnificient pooter... Im pretty sure that qualifies me to work in the white house 😂

[Jenna J. @OffBeatSilly]

@LaptopShopWH I didnt realize sharing the cereal was required. This is where im failing 😃

[JK Callaway @jkCallawayYAY]

In 300 feet you will arrive at your Klan rally #SouthernSiriSays

[Jenna J. @OffBeatSilly]

@MomOnFire Dont forget the places that have those wet wipes out... like im not gonna take the whole damn bin 😂

[Mitchel Metzger @MitchelMetzger]

Choose your company wisely. A person who has nothing to lose will help you lose everything you ever worked for.

[Seth @SethShaffer]

#IfICouldTravelThroughTime
I'd go back and try to score a meal with Chris Farley and Robin Williams

[Jenna J. @OffBeatSilly]

@Gentleman_Word @CONSPlRACY_FACT Why does everyone keep showing inkblot penises?

[Jenna J. @OffBeatSilly]

Today my son felt good enough about himself to proudly tell a friend about autism 😁😄
Im so impressed, proud, but also jealous. What a kid! 💛

[Jenna J. @OffBeatSilly]

@tyler_cudia Mine went from suggesting smoothies and workout routines to anything related to snickers pie 🖒

[Jenna J. @OffBeatSilly]

@tyler_cudia Omg i hear it in my head with the voice from boss baby 😁

[Jenna J. @OffBeatSilly]

@LaptopShopWH I first read that as God sent you to the store for red yarn lol

[Abam @AdamBroud]

Ethics Teacher: You plagiarized your paper. You deserve an F

Me: Was it good though

Ethics Teacher: Yeah

Me: So the paper deserves an A

Ethics Teacher: I guess

Me: Sounds like a real dilemma

Ethics Teacher: Oh wow