brie 🧀

terrible tweets

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

am i having a bad day or is my bra too tight?

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

@erastourticks @bcplace @nonstopsalt

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

@erastourticks @bcplace @taylorswift13 @nonstopsalt

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

@erastourticks @bcplace @nonstoptequila @nonstopsalt !

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

@erastourticks @bcplace @nonstopsalt !!

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

watching hockey players: 💃🏼🤩
hearing hockey players interviews: 🫣

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

email (chatgpt) breia is much nicer to communicate with than live breia #WhosTheRobot

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

ok but ppl get that writing, video production, video editing and social media are all separate jobs right?

oh wait nvm that was a dream 🤪

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

How to write social about an article without reading the article: a memoir.

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

when u have 6 unopened conversations that need replies so logically, u never open them nor reply to any of them 🫠😑

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

a big shiny new project is just the motivation I need to finally work on all the old things I've been procrastinating while I procrastinate the new project :D

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

@ghizeee Finally someone said it

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

@OGcalsync I work in the public sector so our IT is highly restrictive of what we get to use 😭

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

my life would significantly improve if only I could sync my outlook calendar to my Google cal (life) 😞

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

Professionalism sucks i wanna put "<3" in my emails

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

my dog when she sees a child: 🤬😡👺
my dog when she sees a large, lone strange man: 🥰😘😍

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

working during the arctic outflow is employee abuse (sure I'm at home but I should be all cozy watching a movie) #bcstorm

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

@USPS hi there, we received a notification that our package is available for pick up but we were never told where. We're in Canada so we can't use the pick up finder... Tracking number: LM987075976US

[West Shore RCMP @WestshoreRCMP]

The roads are slippery this morning. Please slow down and give yourself some extra time to get to wherever you’re headed.

[brie 🧀 @offbrandbrie]

forgot my noise cancelling headphones therefore, understandably, my brain cannot function 🙆🏼‍♀️