Silly Goose

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

@NotGlidus My jaw dropped when I saw this! How am I supposed to vicariously witness it now?! So sorry for you guys 💔

[Vertigo Vinyl @vertigovinylga]

VV x Erin LeCount

(REPOST TO ENTER GIVEAWAY FOR FREE COPY)

VV Exclusive: “Pareidolia” by Erin LeCount

Pressed on iridescent galaxy glitter vinyl LP. This release is limited to 750 hand-numbered copies. Once it's sold out, it will not be repressed.

https://t.co/ROkT0iE4X0

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

Why does Tommy Hilfiger at the Met Gala look like the internet is here? @danielhowell @AmazingPhil

[michaels @happynormalboy]

i love going to the movies and i love going outside and seeing a bird

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

theylor/sheft

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

Not to be woke or anything, but eebee? Eebee geebee? Eemee neemee mee geebee

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

Woke wedding be like, “I now pronouns you husband and husband” 🤣🤣 lmaooo got em! Follow for more owning the libs 🤣

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

@JohnDCook Where did you get that from? It was indeed commissioned as the cover for The Great Gatsby, and it doesn’t say otherwise in the original post.

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

Are you a panic attack? Because you take my breath away 😏😍

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

@siteprotagonist Electric cars sound like the Rapture

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

Helped an old lady put her heavy ass carry-on in the overhead bin, and she legit turned to me and said, “Thank you! I have all my favorite rocks in there!”

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey, sorry for how I acted when our plans changed slightly. So long as everything from here on out goes exactly as I’ve planned forever, I won’t be like that again

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

High as fuck as the China buffet texting pictures of cute animals in the family group chat

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

@popvinylalerts Same but mine went 12 to 26

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

Get bonerized, freakazoid 😈

[Silly Goose @offbrandbutter]

@ClTYOFMON How are there 12,000 likes on this post, and every single person knows what you’re referring to?