mesothelioma (taylor's version)

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[mesothelioma (taylor's version) @offbranddildo]

yeah i'm smelling what you're spraying

[Zito @_Zeets]

Knicks winning after five decades and Arsenal winning after 22 years in Mamdani’s first year as mayor. It’s time to crown him emperor for life.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGELS JEWISH
THE POPE IS ON OUR SIDE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[Andrea Bitely @AndreaBitely]

The dark spot in Ohio is where they exclusively look for Michigan drivers.

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[lesbian in the shell -- evelyn @lesbiancima]

Endlessly disgusted by the erasure of black queers as if this community wasn't built on the backs of black trans women

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

Relax buddy 😂😂😂😂

[kait 🌈 @kaitnotcake]

the second best thing a man can do with his mouth is eat pussy. the first is shutting the fuck up

[mesothelioma (taylor's version) @offbranddildo]

oh don't worry, my dad is keeping them in business

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Serious Question: The alcohol industry has lost $830 billion in the last 4 years, because Gen Z is not drinking. Why do you think they aren’t drinking?

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

WIFE JUST TOUCHED ME IN AN INTIMATE AREA #WIN

[WillowTheFoxΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️🐾Pawbz are cute!🐾 @Willowfoxxo]

Garfield!

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

Remember who you are, weird girl

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

Ai couldn’t even dream of making some shit like this

[Oza @Ozarukuro]

Les américains lorsqu'il faut viser l'homme orange

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

how the world looks when you are spunch bob