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[nayo ⟢ @ponyexperiments]

things are often chopped and cooked before they’re served and ate

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

hang it in the rafters. generational run

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

check on your white boys today

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

im a 9/11 last responder, i just arrived on the scene today. looks like it’s already been taken care of

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[tears streaming down my face as another car overtakes me on the freeway] No, no, no, not you too

[flashback to getting head at a Halo 2 LAN party @GarlicCorgi]

Now HERE'S a spot to bleed out in

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

i survived vine and flappy bird but this … this one is gonna hit different idk

[Mike @ProgPro]

Hey I’m the mayor of Town That Always Catches On Fire and I decided to defund the fire department because cops REALLY need that money for a tank to use on homeless people. It would suck if a fire broke out, but luckily that never happens here in Town That Always Catches On Fire.

[Harper™️ @wldstbs]

Been using “what we jackin to, goat?” as a greeting and people seem to be not loving it

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

incredible things happening on the morning walk today

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The sign said no solicitors

[Delta9250 @deltaIV9250]

The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Good morning

[balta 🇦🇷 @BGarcN2]

drake: aaaaaa your “wife” is mixed 😂

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