Off Duty Bartender

I serve drinks 4 nights a week and mock people while drinking the other 3
Want to be the Penn & Teller of mixology

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

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[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

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[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@burro_diablo there was NO reason to retweet that!! @TeamSupremeDC was waaaaay cooler

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@burro_diablo forgot to pay phone bill

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

1st @johnboehner and NOW @TeamSupremeDC?! District will NEVER be same again. Even @realDonaldTrump can't make this Great again!!

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@TeamSupremeDC Surprise wedding rehearsal dinner walks in 30 minutes after enjoying a large gummy bear...gonna be a long night

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@TeamSupremeDC @irishtimesdc @TheRock @rjk113 @brobbett12 My bar is so empty it's like working @FionasIrishPub !

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@TeamSupremeDC I gotta get to the bathroom STAT!!! #NeverSatInTimesBathroom #OuttaToiletPaperLadies

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

Shotz was kissed on the mouth by another man BUT was wearing mask at time, Does it still count?? @timflocco @TheCTeamDC @TeamSupremeDC

[The C Team @TheCTeamDC]

@offdutybartende @TeamSupremeDC @timflocco @chrisrefice @MCDC77 @the_ironsheik wow. Not worse than an attention whore outside the bar, eh?

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@TeamSupremeDC 2 Biggest attention WHORES behind a bar EVER!! @timflocco @chrisrefice @TheCTeamDC @MCDC77 @the_ironsheik

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@TeamSupremeDC @espn @chaddukes We both knew 90% of those on screen from 92! #AtleastTeamSupremeHaveWives

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@TeamSupremeDC this social media thing is really messing with my getting drunk thing

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

Rocklands is now a Catholic U bar!!!! @TeamSupremeDC @TheCTeamDC

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@TheCTeamDC @TeamSupremeDC No wonder @irishtimesdc is on this episode..Only the fanciest establishments made the cut!!

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

Katie Perry DOESN'T play this much Katie Perry!!!

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@TheCTeamDC @brobbett12 @TeamSupremeDC just the emotional kind!!!

[The C Team @TheCTeamDC]

@offdutybartende @brobbett12 @TeamSupremeDC you've had more than anyone!

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@brobbett12 @TheCTeamDC @TeamSupremeDC I've never gotten a #Kromsauge!!

[Off Duty Bartender @offdutybartende]

@TeamSupremeDC @JerseyBoysInfo WHAT?! Wasn't Forever Plaid playing anywhere in DC??!!