Off-Duty Slut {they/them}

they/them☂️30yo disabled enby fssw non client facing account✨ screaming into the void

🚫Clients will be blocked🚫

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

I don't mind client facing accounts following me but please don't reply if you're feeling conscious that clients are reading. I don't wanna hear your self censored thoughts & I made this to get away from client facing twt so I won't be following u back pls don't be mad thx ❤️

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

Hace you considered making a zine about it

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

Started my period sometime between my pre-eclipse trip wee and now. Wasn't due, basically I'm never due. For the last decade at least.
So anyway I got some witch shit to do, apparently.

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

@mattfrombusted She's so cute in those glasses 😍

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

@PavementHostess he’s the worst fr

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

My serial rapist ex wrote a diss track about me y’all what do i even do with this fucking tomfoolery 😂

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

@dioranalbeads I might fuckin have to yknow he's taking the piss

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

I got my first period in years so naturally it's 230am and I am oscillating wildly between sobbing violently and cumming uncontrollably 🥲✌️

Turns out the VCH piercing is fucking great though I can't quite describe it but it's a very light but intense magic 🪄

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

I hate that some people seem to have combined the phrases "ordered it online" and "got it off..." To become "ordered it offline" meaning you got it off the internet.

Offline is simply Not Online, no? So if you ordered it online!

Online doesn't look like a real word now

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

@unhappyh00ker Bet they all still came though 😒 don't let their bullshit negging get to you

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

Used to pride myself on refusing to man spread even if it is gender performance but I got my VCH done 2 days ago and now my knees are akimbo and I am staying in my house until this passes

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

@dioranalbeads Haa some things never change I guess. I'm ok, just been writing and being disabled lol

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

Hey my fave anon whores? Y'all doing okay? I miss u but I do not miss this app

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

@pillowpsmarriot 🩷🩷🩷

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

@Work_is_bad I’ll never get over the EMPTY perfume bottle I got once

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

I need a American to get me some of the urban decay gash eyeshadow now it’s rereleased but not here and my mcr gig eye look is in danger 🥲💔

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

@mattfrombusted Get innnn omg see you there <3

[Off-Duty Slut {they/them} @offdutyslut]

Existing to inconvenience people today how may I hinder you?