RealCT

The official twitter for the state of Connecticut. famous home of Uconn, and nothing else. (This is a parody)

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Fuck

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I think it would be really funny if I posted uncensored porn and just went of the deep end. Like “oh yeah I loved the Connecticut parody account until he posted uncensored fem yiff on my timeline.”

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We had to fire the Uconn mascot because he kept trying to fuck the women’s players while he wore the costume. He said it “helped him feel safe” around them. Fuckin weirdo…

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Ban this Elon SUCK IT

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@ThatguyDry

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Feeling based and gokupilled (based on Dragon Ball)

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Y’all shitters we’re praying on my downfall weren’t you????

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@The5thUS Who the fuck you is

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Just pissed myself on the fucking train this day can’t get any worse

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I fucking shit myself god let it end

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Just pissed myself on the fucking train this day can’t get any worse

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@phillypa76 Manage your grammar bitch ass

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I will commit arson

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@CuylersGhost Don’t come back

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Will someone please escort the ghost of Cuyler Reynolds out of Danbury.

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I’m watching you all.

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I’ve killed once and will do it again

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We’re all gonna die one day.
Try not to die in Connecticut.

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All the other Connecticut’s have been active. What fools.

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Connecticut still sucks

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Did you know? CT is the state with the most New Yorkers.