Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds

1866-1934. Former Albany historian and more. Sure did move a lot of bones in my day. Not actually a ghost. Is/Was.

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[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

Not on Twitter, babe, I can tell you that.

This account was fun, mostly as a way to troll my own kidult, but I'm not sitting in on the destruction of civilization by Nazi punks. Returning to the grave for now.

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

Why am I leaving this here? Oh, no reason

@[email protected]

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

My muni, how do you not LEAD with PLUNDERED EGYPTIAN MUMMIES?!!

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

What you can’t know ‘til you’re dead is every damn rib is somehow tuned to E flat.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

anxiety is so stupid because I’m never worried about reasonable things; it’s always like “what if I become the laughingstock of the entire cemetery when the rest of the skeletons see I’m terrible at playing my ribs like a xylophone”

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

@albany_city I'll accept that if it goes around in a few circles first.

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

Schenectafuckit, this platform's burning faster than a colonial outpost under assault by the French on a cold winter night....

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

@iconawrites And yet, inexplicably, I’m gaining followers.

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

Again, been dead a long time. Did Albany ever build this spiral ramp tunnel under the Hudson?
https://t.co/YUyqGQcIs9

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

Kurcenaker! Slowly I turned . . .

[Hoxsie! @HoxsieAlbany]

The Albany bicentennial marker put up at historic Crailo, across the Hudson River, was wrong in most of its particulars – although it *does* appear that "Yankee Doodle" was written there. The marker has long since disappeared, as Crailo nearly did:
https://t.co/ZASHXXmj6A

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

Sorry, been dead a long time. Which telephone system is that, and what are all the extra numbers?

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

Ruh roh.

[Icona @iconawrites]

Mary Shelley did try to warn us about hubristic STEM bros who make strange, impulsive experiments and then watch helplessly as their creation destroys itself at the expense of ordinary people.

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

@ramblerrogue

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

I’ve got bad news for the Nazi overlord— I am NOT actually Cuyler Reynolds.

Come at me, bro.

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

We're required to label this now.

[Albany, Home Of NYS’s Best Freaks @albany_city]

Not gonna pay $8 for a blue check but if there was a lil raccoon? We’d be redoing the budget

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

BRB gotta update my iCal.

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

Listen, you can’t prove that Schenectady isn’t actually impersonating me.

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

@sameoldghost Chose https://t.co/ABjszoiX1L (for my living person account) for their simple rules and relatively small size, but right now they’re a bit overwhelmed by the exodus.