Schenectady_city

Schenectady: The City That Used to Light and Haul the World. Parody account: We are not any city's government. Yet.

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[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

The city of Schenectady would like to remind you that everything is temporary but the river, and the river is ephemeral, something that only exists in its movement, and that is beautiful.

[Hoxsie! @HoxsieAlbany]

Hoxsie on the web: https://t.co/gHyr0Iy8WG
Hoxsie on Instagram: https://t.co/cgpOZ0dbW1
Hoxsie on Mastodon: @[email protected]
Hoxsie among Nazis on Twitter: Not.

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

Sameses.

[Ghost of Cuyler Reynolds @CuylersGhost]

Not on Twitter, babe, I can tell you that.

This account was fun, mostly as a way to troll my own kidult, but I'm not sitting in on the destruction of civilization by Nazi punks. Returning to the grave for now.

[🇨🇦SueCorvette🇨🇦 ❎ @suecorvette]

any parent with more than one child can relate

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

Changing genders should be as easy as detaching one of our world famous shirt collars

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

@albany_city Not sure how, but blaming Albany for what happened 40 minutes away in a rich suburban enclave feels like some rich assholes protecting their property values

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

@albany_city Can't even make a joke, that shit was sick. But also:
Saratoga is not Albany.

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

Why am I leaving this here? Oh, no reason

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[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

My muni, how do you not LEAD with PLUNDERED EGYPTIAN MUMMIES?!!

[Albany, Home Of NYS’s Best Freaks @albany_city]

No city has all 5:
1. Beloved eyesore freezer warehouse
2. Cool library
3. No downtown
4. Big park designed by renowned landscape architect
5. Gondola

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

Schenectafuckit, this platform's burning faster than a colonial outpost under assault by the French on a cold winter night....

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

@Troy_lives Hush up, Formerly VanderHeyden.

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

@SketchesbyBoze I scream the line every time we walk past our library at night.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

@k8talois Having graduated maybe 15 years before that, for the second time, eye cream ain’t gonna cut it.

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of New York;
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of the Hudson buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious collars

[Albany, Home Of NYS’s Best Freaks @albany_city]

Two cities, both alike in dignity,
In fair Upstate, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

[Hoxsie! @HoxsieAlbany]

The Albany bicentennial marker put up at historic Crailo, across the Hudson River, was wrong in most of its particulars – although it *does* appear that "Yankee Doodle" was written there. The marker has long since disappeared, as Crailo nearly did:
https://t.co/ZASHXXmj6A

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

Lampoon.

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

@albany_city But also somehow Cohoes Southeast.

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

Just so we're clear:

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

We logged out of Albany County in 1809, and feel the same.

[Schenectady_city @CitySchenectady]

Listen, you can’t prove that Schenectady isn’t actually impersonating me.