Water Cooler Talk

If the fish in the water cooler could talk

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Dude my boss just texted me “I need you to work on Saturday. I won’t take no for an answer!”

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When driving and you are in a lane that no one else is driving in, does anyone else think....what do they all know that I don’t?

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#struggleisreal #genius #problemsolving #shopping

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Parking lots should be paved with a slight slope AWAY from the building! So I can coast my overloaded heavy cart to the car. Anyone else feel like they are pushing that cart up a mountain after a big shop?

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Starting a new job during a #pandemic..... I’ve been working with my new colleagues and none of us have seen each others full faces yet.

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#TheOffice #boss #changemanagement #corporate #funnybuttrue #truestory #buisness #workingclass #DramaAlert

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When your Boss says “could you document that process for me please? You know, in case you Win the lottery”
Rest assured, your exit is being planned. Document nothing!

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#karensgoingwild #CorporateGreed #TheOffice #changemanagement #DramaAlert #marketingtips #AvoidHumanContact #WorkLifeBalance #truestory

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Omg omg omg Karen came up with this new great idea for marketing!!! Everyone cheer and congratulate her!
Oh no don’t worry Karen, no need to mention it was an idea pitched to you by another colleague, you run with this, you go girl!

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#DramaAlert #recreation #firestarter #work #theresalwaysone

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Anyone else work with an Ahole who acts like the nicest person in meetings but is a complete douche in the hallways away from management?

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Waking up in the mornings during a #pandemic in panic. Is it Monday? No... it’s Sunday, wait, was yesterday Sunday? So it’s Monday? Reaches for phone.... it’s DEAD! We’ll never know #COVID19 #productivity #upsidedownworld

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Nothing like cracking a great joke in the office you’ve been saving up for the right moment and no one laughs #office #humour #comics #comedian #buzzkill #TrueStory

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#office #workingfromhome #recreation #corporate #organization #HumanResources #DramaAlert #WorkLifeBalance

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Does anyone else feel like the company they work for needs an HR team for their HR team?

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CEOs, Directors, Managers, Leaders of all sorts! In this time of uncertainty, cutting staff hours may be a necessity, but asking them to then do 2x the work @ home is stress inducing. We need our teams 2 be mentally ready 4 the big reopen #WorkFromHome #COVID19 #REALITY #burnout

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Boss “we want u 2 b honest, ask hard questions, poke holes so we may b better”
Employee “Thank you, I would like 2 see the corporate meetings have a little more meaning + real time problem solving”
Boss “you’re fired”
#theoffice #work #REALITY #corporate #Recreation

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Working in #recreation
Mgrs “it’s all about the people”
Finance “it’s all about the numbers”
Marketing “it’s how we make them feel”
Summer camps “yay facepaint”
Operations “Is it broke?”
Security “safety is #one”
Aquatics department “Dude”

#ParksAndRec #lifeguardproblems

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Where the good gossip be heard
#office #gossip #changemanagement #organization

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Always 1 in the office who answers Qs like...
“If we organically converse to innovate an organic outcome our impact will suspend beyond the reach of tangible experiences for the time beyond this current moment”

“Sooo was that a yes?”

#managment #office #SaveMe #TrueStory

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Managers “it’s not about quantity of hours worked, it’s about quality while we work through this new normal”
Also Managers
Sets 8:30AM and 4:25pm virtual checks ins
#WorkFromHome #quarantine