Greg PoppABitch aka Mocky Balboa

born to dilly-dally, forced to lock in

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@MoKnowsBall2023 @GOATofWallSkree Hold the sex, double the mocks.

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I think Netanyahu pissed in my jorts

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@minayamania No need for sunscreen on those legs. They say sunlight doesn’t reach a large portion of the ground in the Amazon.

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I can’t really wrap my head around the level of access Scandinavian people have to saunas. I just imagine they’re everywhere like Dunkin’s.

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Thank god all the morons in the draft community were proven wrong thinking the Pats were gonna take Howell at 31. We didn’t want or need that short armed Oompa Loompa, and no team was ever going to take him in the first!

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@RyanGarciaESM @MoKnowsBall2023 @FiresideYankees Touché unc

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@thebigcrimp This is a mossad operation

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@hailmarysportss Just moved on from Scruggs as well, not sure what’s going on there

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@ticlke @hailmarysportss @ChaseDaniel I don’t think so really. I think he’d be best as an elite second option really, but between that and his run defense the original tweet is insane to me

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@hailmarysportss The thing I found most worrying in these playoffs was his anchoring really. Worries me if there is any chance of him kicking in to guard.

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Josh jobe you’re a fuckin thug I hope you get sh*t

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Need more ads like that Levi’s one. No particular reason, but I #enjoyed

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@elmo Shut the fuck up elmo this is the Super Bowl

[🍻 @drink2beers]

bad news twin: time is flying
good news: you the pilot twin

u the fuckin pilot

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@CoachPR5 @TampaBayTre To which people should say “because he has a DWI and a misdemeanor aggravated assault on his resume”

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@FenwaySportsGrp would get booed out of the Garden the stingy fucks

[Justin Turpin @JustinmTurpin]

A loud ovation for Robert Kraft a day after the Patriots punched their ticket to the Super Bowl for the 11th time under his ownership.

Bill Chisholm also got a big cheer repping an “I love Drake Maye shirt”

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@tonyromo I wish it had been you in that stabbing and not mark sanchez

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Doesn’t look like a Mickey Mouse path to me!

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨BEST DEFENSES IN THE #NFL:

1) #Texans 16.7 PPG Allowed
2) #Seahawks 17.2 PPG Allowed
3) #Patriots 17.9 PPG Allowed
4) #Broncos 18.3 PPG Allowed
5) #Chiefs 19.3 PPG Allowed
6) #Eagles 19.3 PPG Allowed
7) #Vikings 19.6 PPG Allowed
8) #Chargers 19.8 PPG Allowed

Thoughts?🧐🧐

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HISTORY: #Patriots QB Drake Maye is tied for the most WINS in NFL history by a 1st or 2nd-year QB.

Maye already has 15 wins this season tying Hall of Famers Dan Marino, Kurt Warner, Russell Wilson.

Drake with a win in the AFC championship game this week will have the most ever.