Phleeb Dingus

Career Bumper/Grinder ~ 3x Club Lacrosse Division Runner-Up ~ Fur Daddy of 4 🐾

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All this JibberJabber bout Congratulations…shit ain’t so sweet…where’s my next meal coming from?? #Graduation2025

-Phleeb

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#GonnaBreakIt

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This feeble wooden chair is the only thing between my buddy and I. #shrink #flimsy

-Phleeb

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@TheRealRingle @XHarryJohnsonX Ringle,

I’m following you home. That’s all.

-Phleeb

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@TheRealRingle @XHarryJohnsonX Ringle,

We sleep in the same house, please do not Dox us.

Kindly Anyways,
Phleeb

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@XHarryJohnsonX @TheRealRingle Harry,

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Ringle is currently telling everyone here that 1 Ringle could take 100 Harry’s. #shrink

Had to let you know,
-Phleeb

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Buddy Had 1 Too Many Cervezas, Scraped Plate, Ditched the Beans… #shrink

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Happy Pico De Gatorade or whatever’s goin on today! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

-Phleeb

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@vonboogleton La’quarius,

Are you telling me, you were in crutches because the “mixer so ahh”?

-Phleeb

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@TommyThump Tommy just wait till you get your lips on Shaq’s nectar. You’ll be guzzin too!

-Phleeb

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My Dearest King Shaquille,

Phleeb finds your elixir to be exquisite. Please continue producing this. #Tasty #Guzzling

-Love Phleeb

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@vonboogleton Hello La’quarius. Figured I’d help you out:

Lippington, Karl. Living room conversation. 21 Apr. 2025.

We take citation very seriously around here.

-Phleeb

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On a trip with the fellas down to the great Pennsylvania State Academic Institution. Man I miss the days where you could crack a road soda or two for the journey. #RoadSoda #DidItAnyways

-Phleeb

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@TheRealRingle That guy gave my roommate a crack rock and a 4 pack of white claw. Said somethin about Scientology #RabbleRabble #TomCruise

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@TheRealRingle Nothing fires me up like fellas bringing one another up #expand

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Got the god damn candles locked up. Was just tryna get my sniff on. #NosePolice

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The world doesn’t feel real right now. I think I just wet the bed. #Dreaming

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@TheRealRingle Ringle,
It happens to the best of us. Don’t be sad it’s over, be happy it happened.

Your Pal,
Phleeb

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Pockets so fat got my pants hanging like this Jit. #FatStacks #OnTheGrind