La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III

3 time PPOD and 1 time PPOW, Duke of Hudson Street, Winner-2006 Cambodian Open Derby, 146.25 lb bench, 42.75 lb Georgian jelq reverse curl, certified Auctioneer

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

Universe, I asked for oiled up feet pics, was that not the shot?!?

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

Just picked up Peppa Pig learns how to bake. Very thought provoking read, would recommend to anyone who wants to expand their horizons, 8.75/10.
#Philosophy

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

Graduation.
#shrink

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

Waited 25 minutes to get in the bar and got the midest drinks of all time #shrink #graduation

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

This is the real me
#british

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

I’m at a darty rn, no one understands the gravity of India v. Pakistan.
#worldwarIII

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

@officialPhleebD @TheRealRingle @XHarryJohnsonX @officialPhleebD @TheRealRingle
I’ve seen both of your feet

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

@officialPhleebD Wow! I can’t believe what I’m seeing in the big ‘25! Making fun on the slaughter of ethnic Canadians on this day of all days is outright rude! You ought to be cancelled!
#picodegallo

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

Shawty’s keep on talking like gang, I don’t care about the conversation I’m just trying to rip your geek bar.
#geekbar #typeshit

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

Mixer so ahh I’m pretending I’m impaired
#ahh#mixer

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

Bar so hot my balls are feeling like split peas #balls #barsoahh

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

Some of my boys with no dates looking too good at this formal, like chill I might fuck you #formal

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

Deadass in the bar rn, shoes sticking on the floor cuz some dumb girl decided to spill her drinks on the the floor, shit hella James.
#james

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

Got nominated for the Tuesday Blackout challenge, that’s what everyone’s been doing lately, right?
#icebucketchallenge #4lokotuesday

[La’quarius Vonboogleton Bartholomew III @vonboogleton]

Buddy just asked me to do the ice bucket challenge, someone said it was for mental health, like bro no way you believe in that hocus pocus