Mobizzoh

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

Removing this regime means young Kenyans will no longer vanish into unmarked cars for using their voices. That alone is a manifesto.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

NO,NO, NO Mr. so called President!!!

You don’t get to talk about threats when your administration has spent the last few years becoming the biggest threat to ordinary Kenyans. And this habit of calling everyone who disagrees with you “anti-development” has to stop. Kenyans have every right to question you. That’s not being against progress. That’s holding the people in power accountable.

You keep asking Kenyans to rally behind your government. For what exactly? To celebrate more taxes? More borrowing? More broken promises? Support is earned, Mr. President. It isn’t demanded. So please stop with this nonsense of blaming the opposition every time things aren’t working. You asked Kenyans to trust you with the country. The least you can do is take responsibility for what has happened under your watch.

The opposition is not responsible for the state of our economy. You are. You’ve been in charge. If businesses are struggling, if taxes have become unbearable, if millions of Kenyans are working harder than ever but getting nowhere, that’s YOUR RECORD, not theirs.

WANTAM!!

[Murima Maestro🇰🇪 @MurimaMaestro]

A ninja who’s been labelled a “Vampire” for biting people has been cornered in Ruiru.

The ninja booked a room with a damsel only to end up literally biting her instead of giving a love bite.

Angry residents are talking to the vampire as they massage him big,small.

Stay safe yo’all.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The other day Kasongo said that the Western region has 1.5 million people who have IDs but are not registered as voters.

I have been looking for specific IEBC data that states this but I am unable to locate it.

I want you all to take note of this number and then come 2027, take note of the number of votes Kasongo will get in the Western region.

The idea is always to plant a figure in mind.

Sometimes I like to imagine the worst-case scenario and then walk back a step. This will include the number of votes imported from Uganda if vigilance is ignored.

[Beth Kasinga 🌴 @beth_kasinga]

Let me just remind Kenyans that politicians huwa ready na passports kwanza na stamps Za US because ni ya 5years ,if shit happens in Kenya I promise you they shall all flee.
Stay guided with your vote .

[Rugi @mercymurugi]

Fun fact. He deleted that TikTok video where he's wearing the same t-shirt he was captured in.

I had a feeling he would. Kept it safe.

[Professional overthinker @fundzyD1]

Snapchat once you make screenshot

[Out of Context Westcol 💀 @k_psmj]

Estoy llorando como Messi Acusa a Cucurella por taparse la boca 😭😭😭

[Mobizzoh @official_emmo_b]

Tsup with the new X update?

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Your girl hearing the PlayStation beep 30 seconds after the argument:

[The Political Baddie @KawilaEllen]

KUWAKUMBUSHA TU.
Jana iliongezeka na Bilioni mbili na zaidi...
Na unadaiwa 227,370

[TOIS 🌴 @sammie_boi20]

When you send 4mins voice note and she responds in 2mins

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Your dad’s side of the family when they find out you actually achieved something in life

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

When you provoke our brothers and sisters from murima and tell them tupatane kwa debe 💀

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

*Your life is set once you complete your education*

Life:

[Ce'Cile @IAMTHECECILE]

Ok Kenya!!!!!! Yaaaddddddd settings!!! 254 on the 876 .. welcome home

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Kameme FM presenters getting ready for tomorrow 😂😂😂.

[Mobizzoh @official_emmo_b]

@Kanyi_LW 😄😄

[KANYII.. @Kanyi_LW]

Nani amesema ni juzi?

[Roderick @KyaloFactFile]

These olkalau residents have earned my respect 😂😂