JDM

this app is Sisyphus’s boulder but for happiness

[JDM @official_jmill]

@runna I’ve had an open ticket for 28 days with no assistance and multiple follow up’s. Can i please get some help with my runna workouts not syncing to my watch?

[JDM @official_jmill]

@TMZ This woman is violently unwell

[Noah @antibearthesis]

$70B to bomb it
$300B to fix it
Taxpayers right now:

[Dave @DaveGaymez]

thinking about this quote from Parvati & the way she described what made the old school players legends in the game is exactly how Tiff played this season. In a F5 that was so focused on having a “big moment” she played to win & in doing so indirectly made it her season #Survivor

[JDM @official_jmill]

@ClintRock34 @Iegendofkorra Where can you watch in the United States?

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

Massie: $5.5M raised. Average donor gave $100. His opposition: $32 million. Three billionaires, Secretary Hegseth on the ground, four presidential attacks in one day, all to silence the guy fighting for the Epstein files. Trump calls elections rigged. Look in the mirror. Go Massie.

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

I made a chart to show how severely they cherry-picked this data.

[JDM @official_jmill]

@CodyYardage 18-48, got them right where we want them

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Psaki: “For months now Democrats have been demanding answers from the Treasury and the Justice Department about Trump’s $10 BILLION lawsuit against the IRS. Late last week Reuters reported that the Justice Department and the IRS are actually in talks to SETTLE that lawsuit. So, the Justice Department run by Trump’s former personal lawyer Todd Blanche, is negotiating with Trump’s IRS…negotiating over how many of your tax dollars they should give Trump.”🙄🤦‍♀️

[Lauren @cabsav456]

Incredible. “I am willing to risk the giving up of my Rights and Privileged as a Citizen”.

I AM NOT. Never give the government an inch.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Karoline Leavitt, with a straight face:

"Look at how gas prices decreased over the past year since this president was in office."

[JDM @official_jmill]

This is such a perfect example of 90% of the world‘s opinion on this. Why are we worried about the 11 men playing in women’s sports instead of the bigger picture issues that impact all Americans

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump asked his DoorDash driver what she thinks about “men” playing in women’s sports:

“I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about No Tax on Tips.”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump asked his DoorDash driver what she thinks about “men” playing in women’s sports:

“I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about No Tax on Tips.”

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

is she insane ? a drive by cry is ridiculous

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

Jesus I was not prepared for how long that list was gonna be

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession.

Carry on.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

"If I win, I may never see my golf properties — I may never see these places again. Because I’m going to be working for you, I’m not going to have TIME to go play GOLF. Believe me!"

- Trump, August, 2016

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

This is tough to defend

Joseph Schwartz was convicted of a $39M healthcare fraud and sentenced to 36-months in prison

His nursing home empire collapsed and he didn't pay over 15,000 employees

After serving 3 months in prison, Schwartz was pardon by President Trump and his obligation to pay $5 million in restitution to the government was erased

It's reported that Schwartz paid $1M to lobby the White House to influence their decision

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

these streaming price increases are relentless