Mu-az Mohamed

SEDA/SANLAM Enablis Business launchpad winner (SA) 2010. Dad, husband and wannabee triathlete.

[Mu-az Mohamed @official_justmo]

@messedupfoods Hes too dangerous to be kept alive

[BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀 @Boomluck1zz]

Why can’t the other footballers just make a circle around the one with the ball and cover him until he get to the 18 yard box?

[Mu-az Mohamed @official_justmo]

@ZamakonkeK Beside the feasibility , thus would be risk for any organisation. The feedback could potentially be used in a cival case - they don’t hire me because they said I lack personality, my 5000 insta followers disagree 😅🤣

[Mu-az Mohamed @official_justmo]

@DyerbolicalDB I ain’t got time to bleed

[Mu-az Mohamed @official_justmo]

@RetroMoviesDB It’s skinny little dudes like you , that give kung fu a bad name !

[Mu-az Mohamed @official_justmo]

@maxstephhh Laughs in Roberto Carlos , gtfo

[Mu-az Mohamed @official_justmo]

@Sachin_Gandhi7 The hell dont yoy have Jonty Rhodes taking out Inzamam in a World Cup with a superman dive , mxm

[Mu-az Mohamed @official_justmo]

@elonmusk I get laptop, my neighbour get laptop. I get Starlink , my neighbour can’t afford . Great Success!! 🤣

[Mu-az Mohamed @official_justmo]

@UKhotfoodchat This is the definition of waking up and choosing violence 🤣🤣🤣

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Liverpool players can take comfort from the fact that Michael Owen still has them down as the team to beat. After just being beaten.

[April @Bhorholo_Feli]

Yesterday i picked up a laptop bag with a laptop and a diary, with 12 wages envelopes fully packed . I phone the number on the diary the guy was in tears he just came to pick it up he told me he was go kill himself becoz no one believes him. I saved his job n life. Be good

[MANDLA-M 🇿🇦 @MandlaMhlanga_]

When the R40mil girl gets home

Father: Since you want to focus on school I suggest you go stay there

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Official concept art from #ObiWanKenobi

[Jared Wright @jaredwright17]

Springbok great Morne Steyn has announced his retirement from test rugby 🙌

6⃣8⃣ Test caps 🇿🇦
7⃣4⃣2⃣ Points 🎯
1⃣5⃣6⃣ Penalties (most by a Bok)
1⃣0⃣2⃣ Conversions 🎯
1⃣0⃣ Drop goals 🙌
0⃣8⃣ Tries 🏉
🔝 Points scorer @ RWC2011
0⃣2⃣ Lions Series Winner🦁
0⃣1⃣ Tri-Nations winner 🏆

[Bike Hub @bikehubber]

Earlier this year Pirelli introduced the P7 Sport, a long lasting tyre offering exceptional safety and grip. It’s now available in South Africa with pricing expected from R499.
Expected to hit store shelves through the month of October
https://t.co/cgDFYxwrza

[Sarietha Engelbrecht 🇿🇦 @Sarietha]

I want @GiftoftheGivers and whoever is responsible for the Checkers Sixty60 app to run this country, please.

[A Majestic Ho @JustVee1710]

Noem my maar 'n archaeologist...want ek moet weer ou kak gaan opgrawe.

[Zakiyya @JustZakiyya]

South African stores really don’t know the meaning of the word SALE. They give us R100 off and call it a “footwear frenzy” 🙄

[Yovanie Ganesh @Yovanie]

Truth.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

NEW: Over 70% of Californians are vaccinated with at least one dose.

We now have the lowest COVID case rate in the nation.

Vaccines are how we end this pandemic.