Ben McCall Myers

european tour director, FPL nerd, live music enthusiast and high energy extrovert

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

It’s the ultimate form of self-deprecation, it was written 30 years ago about us being shit and is still being sung 30 years later because we’ve failed to win anything. It’s the opposite of arrogance, it’s about the triumph of hope over likely failure. It’s not hard to get.

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

The goal notification that Haaland and O'Reilly owners were waiting for 😄

#FPL

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@premierleague @EASPORTSFC HFW

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Man United got a penalty for this btw. 🫢

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@Fulham_Focus Blatant corruption

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@AndyRobsonTips CHOO CHOO

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@Robertdcopland Merry Bodmas you certified legend

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@thecultraspod @afrika_simba ‘Please uncle Jay Jay, do the rainbow flick again’

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@afrika_simba @thecultraspod Two skilful Nigerian wingers whose last names begin and end with a vowel

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@OfficialFPL Kulu robbed you heathens

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@thecultraspod Darius Vassell. Kevin Nolan. Tuncay. Dirk Kuyt. Jérémie Aliadiére.

Remember their names.

#barclaysmen

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@LeighMcManus1 Got to be worth a punt

[Meral Hussein-Ece @meralhece]

Yesterday a cab driver told me a man got into his cab a day after Brexit referendum & told him ‘we’ve won, people like you who’ve taken our jobs will be sent back’ Cab driver replied “I’m from Jamaica, I don’t know if you’ve looked at a map, but Jamaica isn’t in the EU” 1/2

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@CallumLloyd14 Is this The Athletic’s new CPFC correspondent?

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@LeighMcManus1 @JmeBBK These kids going massive. Get them to Glasto

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@LeighMcManus1 Don’t disrespect All I Ever Wanted like that

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@FGrumitt @harrynassaris @SamiMokbel81_DM He will never choose England the French are too arrogant

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@FGrumitt @harrynassaris @SamiMokbel81_DM Olise is French Fred

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@FGrumitt @harrynassaris Dan Burn has done a job for Newcastle at LB quite often this season and would terrorise international defences at set pieces. Alfie Doughty and Joe Gomez both ahead of Mitchell for me aswell.