The Borg

We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. 'Nuff said. (Parody account.)

[The Borg @OfficialBorg]

No amount of healthcare can save you from the Borg, but congrats anyway Americans...you'll still be assimilated.
--The Borg

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#Bestyoungfootballers Anyone who says Neymar will be assimilated on the spot. --The Borg

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@STOAdmiralAaron Sounds like a personal problem. We're thinking "denial." --The Borg

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Watch_Dogs? You want a game about tech connections? Psh. Make a game about us. #E3onG4

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@STOAdmiralAaron You will be assimilated! #Resistanceisfutile

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Dreaming is for lesser beings. #WhatIDreamAbout --The Borg

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Who needs Doom 3? We've got all your doom right here!

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@M0zilla It's good to get back to threatening you ugly bags of mostly water! #Resistanceisfutile

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We're baack from our Twitter sabbatical. #Fuckyeahmoviereferences

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@ASupremeDalek We understand. Before we assimilated tech from some now-extinct humanoid species we had many problems, i.e. we tried Myspace.

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@ASupremeDalek Your grammatical imperfections are not tolerated by the collective. Any further infractions will lead to your assimilation.

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Some drones have been traveling the intergalactic philosophy circuit giving lectures on collective consciousness; we're a fucking expert.

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We haven't tweeted in sixteen days, but have no fear because "We're baaack..." to quote one of your human movies. --The Borg

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@OfficialSkynet An actor who looked eerily similar to Data of the Federation's Enterprise-D was a guest star on that show. --The Borg

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@ASupremeDalek You Daleks are just desperate. We have never been booted off of our shows. Silly Daleks. --The Borg

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Our collective consciousness is like an orgy without the sex but with all of the noise. --The Borg

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@mikeputsky [Breaking character] Someone needs to learn the meaning of the word "parody" as seen in my bio. [Back in character] Silly human.

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X-Men First Class was so different from the original story that they might as well have replaced von Strucker with Sebastian Shaw oh wait...

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We are going to the premiere of X-Men First Class just to ridicule its discontinuity with the comic books and its lack of Locutus. -The Borg